D&D 5E (2014) Does anyone have the book yet?

[thalmin]

/grabs pitchfork

/lights torch

Are you NUTS? You might burn the book!!!!

 

[SkidAce]

Are you NUTS? You might burn the book!!!!

but...but...we needed a mob...its just not the same...

/puts out torch

/grabs flashlight

 

[Tormyr]

but...but...we needed a mob...its just not the same...

/puts out torch

/grabs flashlight

/Takes away flashlight

/Hands out sunrods

 

[Thaumaturge]

STOP TURNING OFF THE LIGHTS! THERE. ARE. GRUES.

THAUMATURGE.

 

[Agamon]

Yeah man. Grues don't like light. Just grab two pitchforks.

 

[pkt77242]

STOP TURNING OFF THE LIGHTS! THERE. ARE. GRUES.

THAUMATURGE.

I think by now the neighbors have called the cops on the weird people standing around outside lighting torches, grabbing pitchforks, and yelling "Give me the PHB or give me Death".

 

[Mouseferatu]

All this was only a small problem, originally, but it gruesome.

 

[The_Baldman]

I've had it for a week or so but haven't read much yet due to being insanely busy with Gen Con and PAX Prime. Yes I know I suck (to answer your next question)

 

[GravyFingerz]

Well I don't know about you suckers, but I will be cradling mine this Friday.

 

[Evenglare]

I've had it for a week or so but haven't read much yet due to being insanely busy with Gen Con and PAX Prime. Yes I know I suck (to answer your next question)

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