Forget it- you want to have fun, give him a NYC, Bostonian or Chicagoan accent, or perhaps a Mississippi Delta drawl. Maybe even make him full-on Bayou Cajun!
"You wanna lurn to fight, chile, lurn wit a REAL weh-pohn, not a toothpick. Ah YEE!"
I'm afraid REH's Conan would have one of those terrible Texas accents, Danny!
