I can't play a dog striker?
That's rough.
You have to wait for PHB II.
I can't play a dog striker?
That's rough.
I can't play a dog striker?
That's rough.
Plane Sailing, A ki ta understanding a good pun is to not over doo it. Using puns just to cur-ry favor with Russ or fans of Gary Gygax will Laika-ly fail in the end. Me, I prefer my puns with a little more Plott behound them than just as props for jokes.
So best quit before Russell Terriers you a new one for stuff like this.