dogs are defenders; cats are strikers

[RyvenCedrylle]

Our tortoise-shell cat - Scout - is clearly a Star Pact Warlock. She retains cover after moving 15 feet (Misty Step) has a completely unintelligible but adorable meow (Beguiling Tongue) and gains a +1 to any skill roll after marking and attacking our other cat, Goldie.

Goldie, on the other hand, is an Tactical Warlord. He will wake you up just before the alarm clock goes off (Inspiring Word) and instinctively flanks with my wife so you can't help but be stuck in some awkward corner of the house (Pin the Foe). He also serves as a great distraction so I can sneak up on her from a blind spot (Furious Smash) and take her into a room with fewer windows....

 

[MacMathan]

Our Mastiff has a Drool attack at-will apparently.

 

[Darkness]

Plane Sailing, A ki ta understanding a good pun is to not over doo it. Using puns just to cur-ry favor with Russ or fans of Gary Gygax will Laika-ly fail in the end. Me, I prefer my puns with a little more Plott behound them than just as props for jokes.

So best quit before Russell Terriers you a new one for stuff like this.

Indeed. He mastiff known that weapons-grade dog puns just ain't gonna fly around here, so there's no excuse for his behavior.