Don't read this... it's an evil thread!

[Knightfall]

Heh. Heh. Heh.

Of course, if you don't then you'd miss this link.
http://enworld.cyberstreet.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=36758

 

[The Fifth Elephant]

Dammit, there goes my Paladin status.
*sighs*
Oh well, time to ravish some virgins.

Edit: man, the "" emoticon sucks here...

 

[Knightfall]

Dammit, there goes my Paladin status.
*sighs*
Oh well, time to ravish some virgins.

Edit: man, the "" emoticon sucks here...

Bwah-ha-ha... you fell into my trap, valiant one. Now, I shall convert you to a blackguard with my magic Wand of DMing. *ping*

Heh. I couldn't resist.

 

[The Fifth Elephant]

Eh. Can you convert my mount too? I wouldn't ask, but he has all my stuff, and at his current rate of travel it will be quite some time before I can get it back.

 

[Knightfall]

Eh. Can you convert my mount too? I wouldn't ask, but he has all my stuff, and at his current rate of travel it will be quite some time before I can get it back.

Unfortunately, the wand doesn't work on inanimate objects but the mount shouldn't be a problem. Twenty gold pieces please. After all, evil is only free the first time. After that, it costs up the... well you know.

For 60 gold pieces I might not charge you the 10 gold inflation fee. And then there is the Lord of Darkness newbie fee and the evil cackling training fee.

But you look like you can afford it. Oh by the way, my dark master is very protective of his saleme... err, clerics, ya that right. So don't get any ideas.

Now if you step this way, I have some great deals on some spiked armor and elf slayer swords. Interested?

 

[The Fifth Elephant]

Of course! Btw, what kind of credit do you give for for slightly foxed Holy items, perfectly suitable for sacrifice/desecration?

Oh, and as to the, er, clerics, don't worry. I was referring to those virgins over there; not the ones in more revealing clothing.

Edit: not my day for coding...

 

[Knightfall]

Of course! Btw, what kind of credit do you give for for slightly foxed Holy items, perfectly suitable for sacrifice/desecration?

Oh, and as to the, er, clerics, don't worry. I was referring to those virgins over there; not the ones in more revealing clothing.

Edit: not my day for coding...

Heh... funny. I'll get back into this with you some other time. Can't do tons of writing, got a bad wrist/hand.

Later,

KF72

p.s. BTW, tell me what you think of this d20 Modern game idea I'm considering writing.
http://enworld.cyberstreet.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=38418

 

[Skullfyre]

Impolite and Evil

Manservant Hecubus? Where is that servant?

Hecubus?

*searching for that manservant*

 

[Holy Bovine]

I posted with my eyes shut.


I'm a really amazing typist!