Dr Midnight
Explorer
Session 1 – Chapter 1
Fire and War are Good for Commerce
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Fire and War are Good for Commerce
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The group of travelers walked on, and Berak began speaking again. “You know, in a perfect world you could be a working man AND use magic items. You could… I don’t know… use a magical quill to sign important documents. Or you could use some great ancient artifact to help you move boxes on a loading dock.” This made him laugh.
The halfling, walking behind the cart, said “Don’t you think we’ve heard enough of your jokes?”
Berak spat again. “When you’re the boss, maybe you can tell me when I can and can’t make jokes. As you’re just the hired help… do your job.” They rode on in silence for a moment, and Berak seemed to bristle under the rebuke.
The halfling was named Greldo. He walked point, as his eyes were sharper than most. He sneered silently to show his derision for his employer’s comments, and refrained from responding. He was three and a half feet tall, with the kind of rakish smile and devious wit that was characteristic of halflings in his line of work. He wore two daggers on a leather strap that crossed his chest, and he walked with an agile gait.
About a hundred yards up the road, Greldo spotted a flash of activity. A creature had peeked out from behind a pile of boulders at the approaching company, then darted across the road. It looked like a kobold. Greldo considered calling out to the group, then smirked. He fell back casually and spoke to the one of his partymates walking alongside the cart.
This was Lathon, a dragonborn paladin in the service of the god Bahamut. He was seven feet tall, and thickly corded with muscle beneath his gleaming armor. His scales were an oily black that faded to a dull charcoal at points. One red scale, the shape of a diamond, was at the base of his throat. His eyes were alert, bright red, and unnerving.
“Kobold ambush coming up,” Greldo said. “Pass it on.”
Lathon looked at the halfling. “Are we not notifying the fat man?” He glanced over to Berak with his reptile’s eyes.
Greldo smiled. “Why should we? We’re paid to guard, not to warn.” He shrugged, as if the matter were simply out of his hands.
Lathon chuckled and nodded, then lumbered off to speak to the half-elf. Gloraen was a cleric that was also dedicated to Bahamut. He wore chainmail accented with deep purple wool at its fringes. A wicked-looking mace hung on his hip. Lathon conveyed the message and Gloraen nodded, then sidled over to the dwarf.
The dwarf was named Moltezom. He was a stout creature, wearing ornate scale mail about his barrel chest. A yellow-orange beard split into five braids, the center being the thickest. Each braid ended in a bronze ring. A great maul hung across his back. Moltezom stifled a laugh at the halfling’s idea and ambled over to pass the message to the last member of the adventuring party.
Osivan was a wizard of human descent, and a queer one at that. He was whip-thin but wiry, unshaven, and he gnawed on a pipe. His eyes crinkled at the corners. He wore dingy blue-gray robes that hung open at his side, where a wand in a holster was strapped about his upper thigh. Osivan’s hat was tall and pointed in the fashion of wizards, but the brim curled upward at the sides. He trailed pipe-smoke over his shoulders as he walked with long strides.
“Kobold ambush coming up,” Moltezom said. “We’re not telling Berak.”
Osivan grinned. “Greldo’s idea?”
“Of course.”
“This is going to be good.” The wizard put his hand to his side and twitched his fingers, ready to grab at his wand at a moment’s notice.
The adventurers walked along, readying to grab their weapons and feign surprise. The cart began to pass between a scattering of boulders, and it happened. Kobolds leaped out, yelling high-pitched war cries. Berak shrieked with alarm. The mules stopped as their owner pulled on the reins, screaming for help. “Zounds, an ambush!” cried Greldo, causing his partymates to barely restrain themselves from doubling over in laughter. “Follow me, Lathon!” The halfling ran into the fray.
“I don’t follow YOU, little man,” Lathon replied in his gravelly voice. He tossed his backpack onto the cart, drew his gleaming longsword and began sweeping it down through kobold bodies. Moltezom smashed his maul into the side of one, and its limp body tumbled off over the bushes to the north. Osivan snapped his wand free from its holster and began firing quick bolts of light. Gloraen hefted a rather large mace and used his free hand to guide radiant spears into his enemies. Greldo was quick, darting among the kobolds and working at them with his daggers.
One of the kobolds fell back. He was wearing a bandolier across his chest, and on it were three small ceramic globes. He popped one free and loaded it into a sling, then began swinging it. “That one’s going to be trouble,” Gloraen called to the others. The kobold fired the sphere and it arced straight into the carriage, where it shattered. Fire blossomed along the cart’s right side.
Berak began screaming anew. “Ack!! Fire, fire! My cart is on fire, put it out! Put it out right now!” His employees seemed not to hear him, fighting on as the fire spread on the carriage. He dumped his mug of mead over the burning side of the cart, but it didn’t seem to help at all. “HELP, HELP ME, SOMEONE PUT OUT THE FIRE! I’LL PAY EXTRA!”
Moltezom crushed an enemy with his maul, grunted, and ran with all the energy he could muster toward the cart. The heavily armored dwarf jumped and hit the side of it at a great speed, rocking it towards its left side. As it fell back to its right, Moltezom leaned back, pulling on it with all his weight. “Hurrrgh!” The cart began to tip over.
Greldo, who was engaging a kobold adjacent to the merchant’s carriage, noticed the flaming cart as it crashed down upon them. He backflipped out of the way just as the hulking mass of wood and metal thundered to the ground, smashing the kobold there into the dirt.
The mules, yoked to the cart with straps and planks, turned sideways with it. Berak was flung bodily from his seat on the cart and he landed in the grass. He hollered as he flew and landed in the grass some distance away. The cart was now smothering its right side, but the fire had spread too far, and it was still catching. Osivan squirted his wineskin into the fire, and helped to dim the flames briefly. “It’s not enough, it’s still going!” The fire was growing in intensity. Soon the cart would be a lost cause. Moltezom and Osivan began reaching into the bed of the cart, looking for the small barrel of water they had themselves loaded into the cart the day before.
“Where is it, where is it… Ahah!” Moltezom grabbed a barrel and opened it over the fire. Baby powder poofed out, and the dwarf coughed and sputtered as white powder coated his beard. Osivan opened another barrel and dumped a glittering mass of thumbtacks onto into the flames. Moltezom yelled “It’s too late, save what you can!” and began pulling handfuls of unburned trade goods from the cart, flinging them behind him. Some of them shattered audibly. Berak’s groans turned to sobs as the fire consumed the body of his cart.
The kobolds were dispatched in short order and the combat was finished. The adventurers watched, not without some pleasure, as Berak unhitched his mules from the cart. The mules fell to the ground and clambered to their feet, looking no more alarmed than ever.
Moltezom was a kinder soul than most, and though he didn’t care for Berak’s treatment of the party, it didn’t do him good to see a person in misery. He collected the things he had thrown free from the cart and brought them to the merchant. The sum of Berak’s wares, cradled in the dwarf’s arms, were three snow globes, two embroidered hand towels, and a salt and pepper shaker set that resembled castle towers. Moltezom passed these gingerly to Berak. “Cheer up, mister Berak. Fire and war are good for commerce.” It was the only thing he could think of to say.
“What’s the plan now, sir?” Osivan asked.
Berak spoke through clenched teeth. “What’s the plan? WHAT’S THE PLAN? I’VE LOST EVERYTHING, YOU IDIOTS!”
“Watch your tongue,” Lathon hissed. “We just saved your life. You still have some trinkets.” He took one of the hand towels and, glowering down at Berak, used it to wipe kobold blood from his longsword. He then pointed the sword to the coin pouch on the trader’s hip. “And you still have your money. For now.” Lathon had lost his backpack to the fire and had only managed to recover two sunrods and his flint and steel. His mood was darkened as well, and a dragonborn in a bad mood was a dangerous thing.
Suitably intimidated, Berak mounted one of his mules and clutched his remaining treasures to his chest. He headed west, continuing the journey toward Winterhaven, without a word. Greldo shrugged and followed him.
Moltezom walked up to Lathon, holding one of the kobold’s shields. It was made of a dragon’s scale. “Look, Lathon. You’d like this. It’s dragon, too!”
Lathon looked at the shield with disgust. “Are you suggesting I carry around the body part of a distant relative as an accessory?”
The dwarf blinked with surprise and looked at the shield. “I guess I hadn’t thought of it that way.”
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Next time
A Bad Day for the Working Class
Next time
A Bad Day for the Working Class
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