Dragon 334, Malhavoc's Surprise = Ptolus

[Desdichado]

D&D Texas Hold 'Em?

Hey! That's what me and my wife call...

uh...

nevermind.

Yeehaw!

 

[reveal]

Hey! That's what me and my wife call...

uh...

nevermind.

Yeehaw!

I'm guessing it wouldn't be appropriate to post my "rodeo s*x" joke here....

 

[DaveMage]

Poker?

I don't even know her!

HA!

 

[MaxKaladin]

Orc and Pie in the World's Largest Dungeon ...

I can see it now:

"Miles and miles of rooms and corridors, yet somewhere in one of them is an orc with a pie..."

 

[Einan]

I can see it now:

"Miles and miles of rooms and corridors, yet somewhere in one of them is an orc with a pie..."

Maybe we all get to play orcs who are trying to fight their way to the pie?

D'orc & D'orc 3.67: Back to the Pie-Hole!

Einan

 

[Harker Wade]

After reading this entire thread I think two things are clear-

Monte is in his rights to torture us!

Secondly, that Eric Mona needs to be beaten daily (twice on Sundays) till issue 334 is out! I mean is it really fair for him to be all "Muhahaha" in our faces?! It's not right!

 

[Simplicity]

Looking back at what I wrote, I can see how you might get that, but that's not what I actually wrote.

Nonsense! The spirits are never wrong!

Well, okay. Maybe they'll give you this one then.

So it zeroes in to the heart of the core rules... but it's not a rulebook...
It's like a riddle...

When is a rule not a rule?

When it's a house rule?

 

[Simplicity]

It's probably more likely that it's a Mega-Adventure (which I'm always all for)... even house rules in a book would compose a rulebook...

 

[Desdichado]

It's probably the Erotic Fantasy LARP version. I know he's had a keen interest in that one.

 

[BiggusGeekus]

So it zeroes in to the heart of the core rules... but it's not a rulebook...

Hmm. What's the middle page in the PHB, DMG, and MM? There will lie our answer.