Dragon 334, Malhavoc's Surprise = Ptolus

[reveal]

It's probably the Erotic Fantasy LARP version. I know he's had a keen interest in that one.

Monte Cook Presents: Hit Me Baby, One More Time
Monte Cook Presents: The Safety Word Is Banana
Monte Cook Presents: The Field Manual On The Sexual Relations Between Orc And Pie

 

[BiggusGeekus]

The above post is just ... just ... just wrong!

EDIT: though I would be interested to know if that last suggestion would produce a half-orc with the pie template or just a half-pie.

 

[Desdichado]

The above post is just ... just ... just wrong!

EDIT: though I would be interested to know if that last suggestion would produce a half-orc with the pie template or just a half-pie.

And not the half you want to take a bite of...

 

[reveal]

And not the half you want to take a bite of...

Moderators Note: We have had to drug reveal for his own protection because Joshua is too good of a straight man.

 

[Desdichado]

Moderators Note: We have had to drug reveal for his own protection because Joshua is too good of a straight man.

Is that a double entendre? Or triple?

 

[Kae'Yoss]

Monte Cook Presents: The Field Manual On The Sexual Relations Between Orc And Pie

Will the Orc be played by Jason Biggs?

 

[Garnfellow]

For a few years now I have been haunted by an old post from Ryan Dancey on GamingReport.com:

The other [product I would love to develop] would be the book I keep suggesting that WotC consider publishing: Core Book IV: Game Designer's Guide. The GDG would contain all the systems and mathematical analysis used to construct 3e, and explain how the system works at a low level, and how to add to it and extend it correctly. That book would be a guide to effective encounter, scenario, story and world design, all using the d20 System. It would require tremendous R&D work to do things like figure out a quantifiable CR/EL system, among other monumental tasks. The great thing about that book is that not only would it be a boon companion to the 80+% of DMs who write their own content, but it would be a huge step up for all the OGL/d20 designers who are working from the black box of the DMG.

I could see Monte being one of the few people who could do something like this.

 

[Nareau]

Did somebody say movie deal?

Spider

 

[Desdichado]

Hey, cool! Monte Cook plays a Priest!

 

[reveal]

It's probably the Erotic Fantasy LARP version. I know he's had a keen interest in that one.

Hey, cool! Monte Cook plays a Priest!

I think my head just exploded.