“Yes, yes! I surrender ! I for one welcome our new drow overlords.”
He drops his wand and waves his hands vigorously at the fog, causing it to clear away. The elaborate antler hat bobs on his small frame.
“Would you care for a tour of your new lair? It’s really not that big, just four large rooms, but we are working on an expansion project....
In the room to the south we have the leaders quarters. It is three bedrooms and a meeting area, with wooden walls between them. I can move my stuff to the common barracks, so you have more room.
Then if one of you takes each of the rooms, one stays in the meeting room, and someone could stay in here that leaves ... erm " he starts counting on his fingers, looks up at you, then starts over. "no wait ... Well ... you can figure that out I'm sure. … how long were you staying?”