*Drum Roll* Dave Letterman's Top 10 Names for D&D 3.5

[molonel]

*Drum Roll*

10. What? You mean we're supposed playtest the game above 10th level?

 

[Tabarnak Smokeblower]

*drum roll continues throughout*

9. "Gimble screws Devis"

 

[Vurt]

* Drum roll *

8. You want a ranger? I'll show you a new ranger!

 

[Tsyr]

*more drums*

7) Hey, that Pokemon show is doing well...

 

[KDLadage]

6 -- "OK gang... we have a highly successful, increadibly popular Role Playing Game. We have some six dozen products published to support it and nearly every other company in the industry is pumping out product to support it as well. WHat can we do to improve on this?"

"How about we launch a revision to make everything anyone has ever done to support the game obsolete?"

"Brilliant!"

 

[Petrosian]

drums...

5. "Restrictions, not options!"

 

[Ashrem Bayle]

4. - It looks like the folks on ENWorld have run out of things to complain about.

 

[I'm A Banana]

3 - Joey Bellafante!

He he! How about that, Paul, Joey Bellafonte! Bel....a-fonte! He he!

*Waits about seven seconds cheesing at the camera*

Number two!

 

[alsih2o]

2- if wal*mart sells them cheap enough we can finally crush those darned independent stores!

 

[Mark]

10. "The Price and the Pauper"

9. "A Mid-Summer's Night Tragedy"

8. "The Wizard of Was"

7. "Start of Darkness"

6. "The Fall of the House Rules Shusher"

5. "Uncle Skip's Canon"

4. "The Scarlet Debtor"

3. "The Turn of the Screw"

2. "A Misprint Carol"

and the number one top ten name for D&D 3.5...

1. "A No Etiquette Yank Me, Cha-Ching, They Extort "