Dumbest thing in th BoVD: The Tarrasque-touched Template

[Xarlen]

Oh man, imagine the STDs...

 

[jezter6]

"Debbie Eats Dallas."

- I know when my wife was pregnant she ate everything in the house, but when a tarrasque gets pregnant, she eats everything in the state.

They say everything's bigger in texas, hopefully the salad bar is too.

 

[Ghostwind]

Oh man, imagine the STDs...

Now, that's one rash I wouldn't want to deal with...

 

[Dragongirl]

Dude! Dragongirl might well be crazy, but she's not that fat! I would bet money that it would take well over 100 of her to go pound for pound with the d20 godzilla. I'm guessing at least 200.

Never seen me angry have you? But then you are posting so that answers that...

 

[Ghostwind]

So how many six packs would it take for the wizard to look appealing enough to the tarrasque?

 

[Darkness]

Dude! Dragongirl ...

No funney detected in this post.

 

[Redleg06]

I wanna play a Tarrasque-touched Lawful Good Drow Ninja-Paladin!

 

[Kibo]

No funney detected in this post.

I'll try to keep that in mind while I go over my extensive list of brilliant austrian comedians (prime ministers for example). Thanks for the tip.

 

[Mustrum_Ridcully]

I know when my wife was pregnant she ate everything in the house, but when a tarrasque gets pregnant, she eats everything in the state.

Not everything, I am afraid... Everybody...

 

[Jürgen Hubert]

I wanna play a Tarrasque-touched Lawful Good Drow Ninja-Paladin!

Yeah! Ninjas kick ass!