Dumbest thing in th BoVD: The Tarrasque-touched Template

[Triumph]

Best. Troll. Ever.

For me to poop on.

 

[Ralts Bloodthorne]

Ummmm, what if it's female and has the engulf feat?

Wait, I know how it happens! They regenerate, right, and reform if even a little bit is left! What if, while the males are teenagers, they have a habit of ummmm, hands on experimentation?
Well, the "discharge" would regenerate, and have tremorsense, and blindsight. So some poor sheperdess out there would get jumped by about 500 tarrasque sperm.
Someone's gonna get pregnant.


"You advertised for adventurer's, miLord?"-PC's
"Yes, for my land has been overrun by the horror of horrors!"-King
"Liches? Wights? Skeletons? Door to door salesmen?"-PC's
"No, tarrasque sperm."

 

[GravyFingerz]

I wanted to marry Dragongirl one day, have a family, and a white fence ...

Originally posted by Dragongirl
How would the Tarrasque even feel it? I mean a human wizard...well so small comparred.....don't think the Tarrasque has much enjoyment out of it.

And yes I know it is not the size that counts, but COME ON, a human and a Tarrasque.....

Originally posted by Dragongirl
Hmmm...the possibilities....the posibilities.......

But now I see that a bigger man has stepped in

 

[KenM]

Who does a female Tarrasque mate with?
Anyone she wants..........


But that does sound dumb. Picking up BOVD this sunday, i will see then.

 

[jezter6]

First of all, that victoria's secret commercial idea was hilarious...but if I have nightmares about a tarrasque wearing a thong, heads are gonna roll....

 

[Synicism]

You mock it now but my 1/2 tarrasque,1/2 dragon. 1/2 orc barbarian/ranger/fighter/ninja/assasin will rule the world I say, rule the world. Mwahaahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahah

1/2 Tarrasque, 1/2 Dragon, 1/2 Orc.

So he's one and a half times the adventurer you are, eh? <g>

 

[Simplicity]

I'm needed for breeding purposes?
Where's the ladies?

She's the one over there with the thong....

"RRrrrraaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgggghhhh!!!!!!"

 

[RangerWickett]

First of all, that victoria's secret commercial idea was hilarious...but if I have nightmares about a tarrasque wearing a thong, heads are gonna roll....

Forget the Illithid in the bikini. This is an image we should've had in Asgard. Well, I know what to do for the next swimsuit issue.

 

[Darrin Drader]

Nope, you're all wrong. Monte is a genius. I had ran a game with a 1/2 Tarrasque in it way back in the late '80's. Nevermind that it was a ridiculously high level game of evil characters that got their jollies by burning a village to the ground and doing strange things with the corpses of the people they killed. Fortunately the game only lasted one night.

 

[Xarlen]

Ummmm, what if it's female and has the engulf feat?

Wait, I know how it happens! They regenerate, right, and reform if even a little bit is left! What if, while the males are teenagers, they have a habit of ummmm, hands on experimentation?
Well, the "discharge" would regenerate, and have tremorsense, and blindsight. So some poor sheperdess out there would get jumped by about 500 tarrasque sperm.
Someone's gonna get pregnant.


"You advertised for adventurer's, miLord?"-PC's
"Yes, for my land has been overrun by the horror of horrors!"-King
"Liches? Wights? Skeletons? Door to door salesmen?"-PC's
"No, tarrasque sperm."

Y'know, White Wolf makes books with authors like you.



Won't someone think of the Children!?