Dumbest thing in th BoVD: The Tarrasque-touched Template

[Crothian]

So, the real question Kai Lord needs to answer is: Which is worse the template of Improved Manyshot?

 

[Xarlen]

I can just see this kid in school.

"My daddy's a powerful cleric. He leads the Scarlet Brotherhood, and can kill anybody. My dad could beat up yours!"

"My dad is the all consuming beast of destruction."

The Horrors of Carreer Day.

 

[Balgus]

Or a permanent PM self spell gone wrong. And then he had babies....

 

[Monte At Home]

You know, Kai Lord, you almost had ME going there for a moment.

 

[Crothian]

You know, Kai Lord, you almost had ME going there for a moment.

LMAO

 

[MulhorandSage]

Okay, the art looked pretty cool, but isn't WOTC going a little overboard with the crossbreed races? How the heck does that thing mate with a human? And only ECL+6? Give me a break.

I thought the Terrasque-touched template looked awfully close to the Regurgitated and the Digested One templates.

Scott Bennie

 

[EarthsShadow]

OMG

OMG this is by far the funniest thing I have read in a long long time. LMAO

Now we truly know what those Wizards are doing on their spare time...and its not spell research...

 

[Kai Lord]

You know, Kai Lord, you almost had ME going there for a moment.

 

[Larry Fitz]

Wait a second... I can see it now...


Tarrasques Gone Wild!!!

The videos we CAN'T show you on EnWorld (because Eric's Grandma is watching)...

See what happens when Tarrasques eat several dwarven breweries and then head down to the beachside Mage's Colleges!

These Tarrasques are away from their parents lairs for the first time and our camera has caught them in some of the most unbelievable ways imaginable! Order now and we'll include our best selling "Girls of Waterdeep" and "Spring Break in Thay" videos absolutely free!

What people are saying about "Tarrasques Gone Wild!!!"

"That's Pornography and I'm just not interested." -SemperJase

"Wow, they ARE kind of Reptilian." -Nightfall

"It's amazing what some monsters will do with a few beers in them." -Piratecat

"That Wizard with the Staff of Power, can I get his number?" -DragonGirl

"Now THERE'S something we don't have in the Twin Crowns setting!" -LarryFitz

"Actually I didn't like the way the video turned out so I re-did it, I think mine's a vast improvement." - Monte Cook

"Forget all that religious stuff, these Tarrasques are HOT!" -Jack Chick

"Actually I didn't watch them, but I would like to say 'hi' to my grandma..." -Morrus


Tarrasques Gone Wild!!!!


(This posting written with tongue firmly in cheek and meant with sincere warmth for those mentioned within, except for the Tarrasques, who scare me)

Larry Fitz
Instigator/Mendicant
Living Imagination, Inc.

"Tarrasque? Oh yeah, I caught one of those beasties once off the Swamp of the Drowned, maybe a day or two north of Fovera Bay. Big, but not good eatin..." -Bill "Stormcrow" McCardle, noted teller of fish stories

 

[Dragongirl]

"That Wizard with the Staff of Power, can I get his number?" -DragonGirl

HEY NOW!!!! I am very ups..... digru.... gee, how do I feel about this? Ok nm I accept it.