Dumbest thing in th BoVD: The Tarrasque-touched Template

[Simplicity]

Re: Re: An alternate explanation...

And whatever happened to that thing being unique? Apparently once you get powerful enough you can find one in every brothel...

Hahahahahah!!!

 

[Dragongirl]

Re: Re: Re: An alternate explanation...

It's well known that Tarrasques do swallow...

(Sorry, Eric's Grandma... Somebody had to go there...)

Countdown to thread closure....10....9....8...

Lol by the way.

 

[barsoomcore]

Re: Re: Re: An alternate explanation...

It's well known that Tarrasques do swallow...

Sure, they have the Swallow Whole special attack, don't they?

Wow. Whole.

 

[Xarlen]

Re: Re: An alternate explanation...

According to the text the wizards do it the old-fashioned way. It even said the most arrogant and powerful wizards like to keep a few Tarrasque "concubines" on hand to show their superiority. Shudder

A few? Geeze. I guess the ol' dragons, fiends, and elementals, not to mention orcs and elves got borin'...

Them mages, they breed like rabbits.

 

[Dragongirl]

Re: Re: Re: An alternate explanation...

A few? Geeze. I guess the ol' dragons, fiends, and elementals, not to mention orcs and elves got borin'...

Them mages, they breed like rabbits.

Gonna have to apply the half-rabbit template to all wizards now....

 

[Simplicity]

Yeah, maybe we need a Half-Crazy-Mage Template.

 

[boothbey]

Re: Re: An alternate explanation...

According to the text the wizards do it the old-fashioned way. It even said the most arrogant and powerful wizards like to keep a few Tarrasque "concubines" on hand to show their superiority. Shudder

And whatever happened to that thing being unique? Apparently once you get powerful enough you can find one in every brothel...

*seizes onto an idea* Everything in the books are guidelines, DM's should feel free to edit things as fits their campaign. I don't care what the book says, these are LAB EXPERIMENTS GONE WILD!

Tarrasque's in brothels... *shudder* ...can you imagine Mary Kay bill to make THAT look good? And does Victoria's Secret make 2000XL Sizes?

 

[Dragongirl]

Re: Re: Re: An alternate explanation...

And does Victoria's Secret make 2000XL Sizes?

Not yet, but you can join TNTT (Tarrasques Need Teddies Too).

 

[Simplicity]

Re: Re: Re: An alternate explanation...

And does Victoria's Secret make 2000XL Sizes?

I can see the commercial now....

Narrator: "What is sexy?"
Tarrasque: "Rrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaarrrrrrghghgh!!!" (eats camera)

 

[Xarlen]

Judging by the Template, I could see TNLT.

Tarrasques Need Love Too.