Dumbest thing in th BoVD: The Tarrasque-touched Template

[Avarice]

This thread is just so wrong on so many levels; Kai Lord, I salute you!

How would the Tarrasque even feel it? I mean a human wizard...well so small comparred.....don't think the Tarrasque has much enjoyment out of it.

And yes I know it is not the size that counts, but COME ON, a human and a Tarrasque.....

Now hold on just a minute there, missy. What makes you automatically assume that the tarrasque is female? Male colossal magical beasts need love too! In fact, I'll bet that's why he's so cranky. I'd be irratable too if the only women interested in me were both insane and less than 1/100th my size.

 

[Eternalknight]

Well, I'd hate to be the woman who got pregnant to it.....I mean.... eeeeeewwwww

 

[Kibo]

I'd be irratable too if the only women interested in me were both insane and less than 1/100th my size.

Dude! Dragongirl might well be crazy, but she's not that fat! I would bet money that it would take well over 100 of her to go pound for pound with the d20 godzilla. I'm guessing at least 200.

 

[Avarice]

Well, I'd hate to be the woman who got pregnant to it.....I mean.... eeeeeewwwww

Then there's childbirth to consider. And what about breast feeding? Can you imagine trying to breast feed a teething tarrasqueling? Youch.

 

[NewbyDM]

LOL ow man, this tread is very funny
the BOVD is gaining power already by sending us ...disgu ....strange thoughts

 

[Voadam]

How would the Tarrasque even feel it? I mean a human wizard...well so small comparred.....don't think the Tarrasque has much enjoyment out of it.

And yes I know it is not the size that counts, but COME ON, a human and a Tarrasque.....

Hmmm...the possibilities....the posibilities.......

I will never be able to think of the name "dragongirl" the same way again after this thread.

 

[Mortaneus]

What happens if the tarrasque decides to use its 'Rush' ability to speed things up?

Could get even messier.....

 

[CrazyMage]

Yeah, maybe we need a Half-Crazy-Mage Template.

I'm needed for breeding purposes?
Where's the ladies?

 

[Voadam]

Step right this way! The "ladies" are in that room labeled female otyughs.

 

[Steve Conan Trustrum]

Sheesh, you could write the Book of Vile Darkness 2 using this thread alone as a resource