Dungeon graffiti


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"Warning: arrow traps - knee level"

"No need to guess... somebody did steal my sweetroll!"

"I bet you won't stick your head in this statue's mouth."

"I prepared explosive runes this morning."
 

How about a loooooong hallway with no doors and no torches. At the end where the party enters, there is a hand- scrawled message, "go back!"

As soon as they get to where they can see the other end of the hall, they see it dead ends in a wall with a bullseye drawn in chalk...and in the darkness behind them, they hear the scraping of stone on stone and the chittering of amused kobolds as a secret door opens and they fire a hwachaa down the hall at them.
:cool:
 



Right from the red door, hop, hop, roll, slither, two foward, three back, jump high to cross the room.

I saw a white rabbit.

Them bones, them bones, they are coming - them bones, them bones they are coming...

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice...

I am BATMAN!
 


"There's no way out of here, once you come in, you're in for good
There was no promise made, the part you've played, the chance you took
There are no boundaries set, the time and yet you waste it still

So it slips through your hands like grains of sand, you watch it go
There's no time to be lost, you'll pay the cost so get it right
There's no way out of here, when you come in you're in for good

And never was there an answer, there an answer
Not without listening, without seeing

There are no answers here, when you look out you don't see in
There was no promise made, the part you've played, the chance you took
There's no way out of here, when you come in you're in for good"








(That's David Gilmour, FYI.)
 



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