Dungeons or Dragons rumour debunked

[Zulkir]

Folks,
There is a spurious rumour going around that in an attempt to save money Wizard of the Coast is forcing RPGs to publish Dungeon or Dragons. This is completely false. It is well known that to make our margins we need to be more inclusive and reach a broader market, not divide our market up. Thus we will be putting out only one product a year from now - "Potter's Star Wars Showdown with Magical Dungeons and Pokemon".

However if fairness there have been a number of drastic cut backs. For example Wizards of the Coast is no longer Wizards of the Coast its now just Wizard of the Coast. That's right, there is only me left. I just run around real fast to make it look like alot of people.

Anthony Valterra

 

[Dave G]

I sure hope this book has the force rules for Pokemon!

Oooh and the Potter Variant summoning spells!!!

 

[hong]

So who _would_ win, Elminster or Dumbledore?

 

[Henry]

Thus we will be putting out only one product a year from now - "Potter's Star Wars Showdown with Magical Dungeons and Pokemon".

YESSSS! All right! Will George Lucas and Gary Gygax be doing the artwork?

...its now just Wizard of the Coast. That's right, there is only me left. I just run around real fast to make it look like alot of people.

I WONDERED why that secretary at the front desk sounded like a transvestite...

Thanks for the rumor debunking, Anthony!

 

[herald]

Ohhhhh.........

You are evil..........

Saddly, now that you have stated this, Jack Chick and his Holy Rolling Commandos are surrounding you to drive a stake though your heart.

<cue Blade techno theme.>


Run, Anthony, Run

 

[EricNoah]

Thus we will be putting out only one product a year from now - "Potter's Star Wars Showdown with Magical Dungeons and Pokemon".

Ah ha! You can see the anti-dragon agenda already!

However if fairness there have been a number of drastic cut backs. For example Wizards of the Coast is no longer Wizards of the Coast its now just Wizard of the Coast. That's right, there is only me left. I just run around real fast to make it look like alot of people.

That seems like a reasonable explanation. A little TOO reasonable. More likely your dozens of "statis clones" have awakened and are now vieing for control of the company. Aren't they, Mr. Manshoon!

*rips off rubber Anthony Valterra Mask*

 

[A2Z]

Actually. It probably shouldn't be of the Coast anymore either. That beachfront property can be expensive.

 

[hong]

Actually. It probably shouldn't be of the Coast anymore either. That beachfront property can be expensive.

It's really "Wizards of the Coastal Views", but they like to one-up everyone else.

 

[Roland Delacroix]

Whatever, i'll STILL never buy another thing from Wizard of the Coast untill they give sorcerers and bards some props. This shouldnt be to tough for Anthony with the new multiclassing rules. Arcane Magic Users of the Coast?

 

[Darth Biere]

WHAT?!! 16E is out already? I just bought 15E just three minutes ago!! And what's this about Tiamat's recipes for PCs? ARRRGH!!!