Dwarven Pirate Challenge

Hmm.

Dwarves who use icebergs as Motherships?

They're homeland is on the edge of a mighty glacial shelf and each year at 'Calving time' they tame the icebergs that float past their strongholds.

Using a mix of magic and engineering they carve out homes among the ice and retrofit the outer layers with docks, some paddlewheels, cranes, and other equipment to enable them to support a flotilla of barges, kayaks, and outrigger canoes. The largest Burgs are actually capable of supporting squadrons of Dromons.

The Motherships are then prepped with magic and special ice treatments to preserve their longevity and sent forth to roam the currents.

Most Motherships are unpowered, but their vast holds allow the dwarves to operate at sea for months without resupply. Dwarven longboats and war kayaks can threaten even open sea lanes in the warmest months of the year through the use of their Burgs. Further, unlike other pirates, the Dwarves have no permanent haven to defend. A Burg can be easilly defended, is practically unsinkable by conventional naval forces, and is easy to abandon.

Further, the icy conditions are ideal for food storage. Dwarven pirates are often at the peak of physical condition where their prey suffers from scurvy and deprivation.

The final secret of the Burgs is a temple and ritual space located at the heart of the Burg. Here the burg priests track the location and condition of any other burg in the fleet. As the warming season begins to degrade the southernmost burgs the flotilla can sail to the next coldest one and so on up the chain till they are in familiar waters. Further the mightiest burgs are equipped with one-use teleportation circles that can be engaged to simultaneously transport the burgs cargo to the homelands and melt the ice so that the secrets of the burg will not fall into enemy hands.
 

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Volcanoes: Polynesian dwarven pirates in canoes and outriggers with an elaborate trade network, who use obsidian and wood, and who can get very close to the Fire of the Earth without getting burned themselves...sulfur-smelling dwarves covered in burn-scars.

I got a word for you too- PUMICE!

Pumice - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

and a couple more- CONCRETE SHIPS!
Concrete ship - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

A little stone-shaping magic, a little metalwork, and you've got "polynesian" dwarves going out to sea in ships made from concrete made from volcanic pumice...possibly with some coral thrown in.
 

Ever read Moorcock's Elric series? One of the awesome things in there is The Ship Which Sails Over Land And Sea - a ship which can magical sail on land as easily as it can water. The land ripples and flows in front of the ship, solidifying again as the ship passes.

So, yeah - load that bad boy up with dwarf pirates, and they'll go wherever they want! Towns all across the continent will erupt into panic when someone sights the jolly roger cresting over the plains.
 


Why not go big.

Floating Mountain! :)

You'll be for handing over your valuables when a mountain rolls up on you out of the fog in the middle of the ocean.
 

I have a pirate setting I'm working on. The dwarves have a culture somewhat loosely based on polynesian culture, with a bit of mesoamerican and a lot of stuff I just made up. One of their great myths is a lost city of gold, built by Moradin himself and protected from all normal navigation and sight. They regularly send expeditions out to try to find it, but resources being scarce at the open sea many of these dwarven expeditions support themselves through raiding and piracy. Survivors of failed dwarven expeditions often end up joining other pirate crews to continue their journey or try to return home.

Dwarven ships have to be seen to be believed. Many of the volcanic islands they inhabit have sparse vegetation or trees that are no good for seafaring. However, they have found that certain volcanic rocks are quite bouyant. When stuck together with a light mortar, they can make quite passable ships. Elaborately painted and decorated with iconic heads, magical beasts, and images of the gods, a dwarven boat looks like a floating castle or temple and is just as good at repelling attacks.
 

Dwarven land-pirates in a tunneling machine.

Man, how cool would that be?

I got 3 words for ya- GIANT CLOCKWORK BULETTE!

(Sorry, no link- I just made that up.)

Make it big enough, and it can be captained by Prince Nemor*, a dwarven inventor turned privateer, fighting a private little war against the nations of the surface world.

*The name is a combination of Captain Nemo of 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (by Jules Verne) and Prince Namor, the Sub Mariner (Marvel Comics character).

PS: paint it white for a Moby Dick homage...
 

Why not go big.

Floating Mountain! :)

You'll be for handing over your valuables when a mountain rolls up on you out of the fog in the middle of the ocean.

That makes me think of this...
Yes
"Roundabout"
<snip>
In and around the lake
Mountains come out of the sky and they stand there
One mile over we'll be there and we'll see you
Ten true summers we'll be there and laughing too
Twenty four before my love you'll see I'll be there with you

I will remember you
Your silhouette will charge the view
Of distance atmosphere
Call it morning driving thru the sound and even in the valley
<snip>
 

I got 3 words for ya- GIANT CLOCKWORK BULETTE!

(Sorry, no link- I just made that up.)

Make it big enough, and it can be captained by Prince Nemor*, a dwarven inventor turned privateer, fighting a private little war against the nations of the surface world.

*The name is a combination of Captain Nemo of 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (by Jules Verne) and Prince Namor, the Sub Mariner (Marvel Comics character).

PS: paint it white for a Moby Dick homage...

I like the cut of your jib, sir!
 

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