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Dwarves


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Jeremy

Explorer
Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech!

<purposely eggs on the dwarves hoping Wulf will try out his diplomacy that he's so proud of>

<puts on a bardic outfit with a poorly disguised demon tail sticking out the bottom and attaches a name tag to his cloak that says Cuckoo Too----just to make sure and bring out the diplomatic side of Wulf>
 
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Jeremy

Explorer
<embarassed>

Um, would you believe I haven't gotten around to reading your story hour?

<ducks>

I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

<runs off to find a compiled archive>
 

Wulf Ratbane

Adventurer
Jeremy said:
<puts on a bardic outfit with a poorly disguised demon tail sticking out the bottom and attaches a name tag to his cloak that says Cuckoo Too----just to make sure and bring out the diplomatic side of Wulf>

No, that's more likely to bring my boot out against yer ass.
 

Jeremy

Explorer
<sits down to defend against steel shodden boots>

Um, I was well, er, making a jest that Wulf's diplomacy is often quite similar to a boot in the, uh posterior, uh.. sir?
 


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