Nice. Worth a couple of grins, and even a chuckle or two.
Although, frankly I think that you need to get to work on a 2nd edition, because there are some common thread gambits that you didn't cover that left it feeling incomplete.
Nice, but it needs revision. Posters on ENWorld have never (so far as I know) been banned for edition warring — but several dozen have openly flamed out, proclaimed loudly their intention never to return, lambasted the site elsewhere. . . and then been caught posting or lurking here a few weeks or months later.