D&D 5E (2014) Elf v. Dwarf

[TwoSix]

A better poll would be "Dwarves: Scottish Accent or Not?" Every dwarf I've ever encountered is played with a bad Scottish accent.

Mine have Yiddish accents, just to be different.

In my next game, dwarves are going to have Russian accents, since they're heavily militaristic and focus on "communist" tropes.

 

[lowkey13]

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[TwoSix]

All my elves sound like stereotypical 1980s Californians.

Valley Elf, man.

That's where elven subraces come from. Some are the drugged-out hippie types, and the others are the radical gnarly surfers.

 

[The M'hael]

Vote dwarf if you want to be strong, manly, powerful and have an AWESOME beard.

Vote elf if you want to be a crying treehugging emo.

The choice should be obvious here

/end joke

Yea! Totally the tree hugging emo! that is totally the obvious choice!


oh, wait, you meant for dwarf to be the obvious choice. ..... I think I'll just go cry in a corner now, with my emo music.


Forever alone because I split the party.

 

[Mercule]

Dwarves are nice, but I'm really not into the bearded lady. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)