Elminster's Fan Boys

[Relique du Madde]

The wizard's apprentice needed to be shiv'ed in the face due to the damage he caused to reality...

First he animated those enchanted brooms and nearly flooded a city, then summoned a meteor to kill off the dinosaurs, summoned Zeus because he hated centaurs and fauns frolicking in his field, all before his cult summoned an ancient dark god to destroy his master's village while unleashing a demonic plague of undeath..

... Now that I think of it, Eliminster and Raistlin should also be shiv'ed for the same reasons.

 

[rgard]

This is the best thread. All the other threads are not as best as this one is.

Oh, and nobody smokes a pipe like Elminster. Nobody.

Better than Gandalf?

"Your love of the halfling's leaf has clearly slowed your mind."

 

[Dannager]

Better than Gandalf?

"Your love of the halfling's leaf has clearly slowed your mind."

You're right, Gandalf could smoke Elminster into a corner and make him cry. But, D&D-wise, Elminster's still got it.

 

[El Mahdi]

Raistlin vs. Elminster


Raistlin was one bad mother...Elminster once dated your Mom