EN World Anonymous

[Jemal]

*Stands up and moves to the front of the room*

Hi, everyone. *Hi, Jemal* I'm kinda new here, only been around a few weeks. I'm not as bad off as some of us *Pointedly trying to NOT look at Kitana*, but I know I'm addicted.. Within a week of being here I'ld joined at least 4 games, and had started 2 of my own! And seeing as how I'm now in about 7 and DMing 3 or 4 (You know you're gone when you loose count) but I've got to admit it.

I'ld also like to say that:

I, Jemal, have a posting problem....

If Garyh has 12 games and Creamsteak has 15 games, and garyh posts to 1 game for every 2 games that Creamsteak posts to, how many games will garyh have left when Creamsteak's finished posting?

(NOTE To everyone who didn't get that: Scott Falconbridge allusion - F***ing hilarious comic)

 

[ConcreteBuddha]

I'm in DENIAL!

 

[alsih2o]

denial??? where is denial? i that forum locked or something? how come i haven't ever been allowed to post in denial??? is it like ratbastards or soemthing?

 

[Malessa]

Hi, my name is Malessa, and I am an addict. It started off innocently enough, peeking over my husbands shoulder. Then one day my fingers touched the keys, my eyes focused on the screen and I was in awe. I've laughed, I've cried, it moved me. Now I find myself heavy in chains to the keyboard, and saved many links of enworld to my favorites. I'm not sure I can break these chains alone.

I'm an en-aholic....

 

[Psychotic Dreamer]

I used to be heavily addicted to EN World. I used to pop in every couple hours to see what was going on. Now the only time I check in is on the weekends (Friday Night, Saturday Night and Sunday Night) when I'm at work. Then I'm here all night. So I suppose I'm still hooked just managing my time.

 

[garyh]

Some people see us as a postcount race, or a stupid buch of silly person. This is not a PbP game either. We haven't characters, we haven't stats, we live no adventure. To us, it's more. Hivemind is the virtual equivalent to the Cheers bar, a place when people, some regulars, some first timers, gather to speak and enjoy a good time.

Wait... you mean that wasn't a PbP?!?!?!

What the heck was I doing there, then?

 

[Palcadon]

Hello, I am Palcadon.

At first I would stick a couple posts through a slot in the door and an unknown hand would slide grand stories and tales of adventure back.

Soon I found myself living on the sidewalk in front of En World, begging for worthwhile posts that I could use to get my fix.

Soon, I began to wither and lay in the muck of the passing world, for I couldn't design anything to trade for my board fix. A three legged kitten with a patch over his eye became my hero. He pulled me from the gutter, took me up the stairs and knocked at the door. The mysterious hand opened the door and let us in.

I mostly layed in the corner and waved to those who entered, just soaking up the buzz. The Great One (who I refered to as Noah of the Ark) used to call me a freeloading lurker. Those who would come to my defense still hold a special place in my rotten heart; Liquide, A small crazy squirrel called Nutkin, Bugbear, The Old One, It's Man, and many others.

One day the Great One came to us and said that the heat was on to him and he had to close up shop and go into hiding. He said that there was a friend from a distant land to whom he had given his secrets of the ware he brewed. Taking these secrets and adding some of his own ingredients this friend would take EN World on and continue it's great tradition. His name was Morrus.

So we began the long trek to this distant land. The whole time Nutkin hid in my pack fearing we were going to see another cat. Nutkin was always afraid of the Pirate Kitten.

It was true. Noah had saved the great buzz and Morrus was now the Alchemist of all that we had come to crave.

Now days I have been exiled to a shanty town outside the South Gate called Lurkertown. I am only granted audience to the great court once a month and allowed to lurk, only if I post a worthy story.

This is my story. May it please the Grand Court, so that I may use my magic mouse to peruse the city of EN World Boards.

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

Hello.

My name is Tallarn, and I'm an addict. Thank you.

PS: You know you're an addict when you feel pleased that someone else was telling someone in the Real World about you...

 

[Creamsteak]

If Garyh has 12 games and Creamsteak has 15 games, and garyh posts to 1 game for every 2 games that Creamsteak posts to, how many games will garyh have left when Creamsteak's finished posting?

(NOTE To everyone who didn't get that: Scott Falconbridge allusion - F***ing hilarious comic)

Solution 1: If Creamsteak has 15 games, your in an alternate universe.

Solution 2: (15/2)=7.5 (12)-(7.5)=4.5 Gary will have 4.5 games left to post to. Is that even possible?

 

[garyh]

Solution 1: If Creamsteak has 15 games, your in an alternate universe.

Solution 2: (15/2)=7.5 (12)-(7.5)=4.5 Gary will have 4.5 games left to post to. Is that even possible?

Ah, creamy, we're infamous.