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EN World Screen Name Phonetic Puzzle

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Richards

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First of all, I’m not sure if this more properly belongs in Meta, or Hivemind, or elsewhere, so moderators please feel free to relocate it.

The following list of phrases each have a solution that represents a phonetic misspelling of the screen name of an EN World messageboard poster. As an example, let's do the last one first:

WEALTHY WINGED KOBOLDS = “rich urds” (remember them from the 1st and 2nd editions of AD&D?) = “Richards”

Everybody got the concept? Then see what you can make of the following:

1. DIDN’T GIVE JANE’S 10TH-LEVEL MOUNTED WARRIOR IN PLATEMAIL AS MANY EXPERIENCE POINTS AS HER 3RD-LEVEL OR 18TH-LEVEL ONES

2. FELINE TIRED OF THE SAME DESSERT EVERY NIGHT

3. IT MUST BE “WOE”

4. LESS “THEM”

5. LETTING OUT A BREATH OF EXASPERATION

6. MR. DOE’S MISSING THE 13TH LETTER

7. PERCENTAGE OF PROSTITUTES

8. RECEIVE SMOOCHES

9. SCOTTISH MONSTER IN SHADOWS

10. SHOT AT NOAH’S BOAT

11. SICKLY AIRCRAFT

12. STICKY BLACK SUBSTANCE MADE FROM SMALL, FURRY FISH

13. THE COOING BIRD IN YOUR GLOVE IS WICKED!

14. THE WAY WE EACH CLOSE ONE EYE SIMULTANEOUSLY

15. WEALTHY WINGED KOBOLDS = rich urds = Richards

Have at it!

Johnathan
 

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1. DIDN’T GIVE JANE’S 10TH-LEVEL MOUNTED WARRIOR IN PLATEMAIL AS MANY EXPERIENCE POINTS AS HER 3RD-LEVEL OR 18TH-LEVEL ONES

2. FELINE TIRED OF THE SAME DESSERT EVERY NIGHT
"Pie Irate Cat" (PirateCat)

3. IT MUST BE “WOE”

4. LESS “THEM”

"More us" (Morrus)

5. LETTING OUT A BREATH OF EXASPERATION

"Sighin' " (Psion)

6. MR. DOE’S MISSING THE 13TH LETTER

7. PERCENTAGE OF PROSTITUTES


8. RECEIVE SMOOCHES

9. SCOTTISH MONSTER IN SHADOWS


10. SHOT AT NOAH’S BOAT


11. SICKLY AIRCRAFT


12. STICKY BLACK SUBSTANCE MADE FROM SMALL, FURRY FISH

13. THE COOING BIRD IN YOUR GLOVE IS WICKED!

14. THE WAY WE EACH CLOSE ONE EYE SIMULTANEOUSLY

15. WEALTHY WINGED KOBOLDS = rich urds = Richards

The rest of them blow my mind. :eek:
 




6. MR. DOE’S MISSING THE 13TH LETTER is John's 'M' Lack -> johnsemlak.

9. SCOTTISH MONSTER IN SHADOWS is dark 'Ness' -> Darkness.

14. THE WAY WE EACH CLOSE ONE EYE SIMULTANEOUSLY is Our Wink -> Arwink.

-Hyp.
 
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Richards said:
Actually, Henry, I was going for "pie rut cat," but you basically got it.

Johnathan
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Thanks, 'cause that one just made a HECK of a lot more sense. I knew who, but my "how" was kinda spurious. :)
 



Dang, you guys are good! Here’s where we stand now.

1. DIDN’T GIVE JANE’S 10TH-LEVEL MOUNTED WARRIOR IN PLATEMAIL AS MANY EXPERIENCE POINTS AS HER 3RD-LEVEL OR 18TH-LEVEL ONES

2. FELINE TIRED OF THE SAME DESSERT EVERY NIGHT = pie rut cat = Piratecat

3. IT MUST BE “WOE”

4. LESS “THEM” = more “us” = Morrus

5. LETTING OUT A BREATH OF EXASPERATION = sighin’ = Psion

6. MR. DOE’S MISSING THE 13TH LETTER = John’s M-lack = johnsemlak

7. PERCENTAGE OF PROSTITUTES = whore ratio = Horacio

8. RECEIVE SMOOCHES

9. SCOTTISH MONSTER IN SHADOWS = dark Ness = Darkness

10. SHOT AT NOAH’S BOAT

11. SICKLY AIRCRAFT

12. STICKY BLACK SUBSTANCE MADE FROM SMALL, FURRY FISH

13. THE COOING BIRD IN YOUR GLOVE IS WICKED!

14. THE WAY WE EACH CLOSE ONE EYE SIMULTANEOUSLY = our wink = Arwink

15. WEALTHY WINGED KOBOLDS = rich urds = Richards

Johnathan
 

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