John Crichton
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Funny post.
But not entirely accurate...

Funny post.

But not entirely accurate...
I don't think those were dilithium crystals. Miners don't just find valubles, they usually just get rock, ice and the like.jasper said:Dilithium crystals harder that diamonds in TOS can be pick axed out the wall.
Because he was smuggled in, it is quite possible that he has no idea how he got there.No one carries a camera or will memorize a star chart. Or it will get lost in federation archives. Rura Penthe location is unknown in Kirk's time requireing a piece of velco to give the Spooky the Elf the location. But Archer crewman is smuggled to and from the prison.

Bigger stick = less pain? Or maybe it's just the acting.Pain sticks with be minaturize to palm size(tos) until the worfs time where the old ones come back.

It is well known that human sweat is toxic to Klingons.The smell of human sweat is unbearable otherwise what drove off the two guards guarding archer and the long hair hippie klingon.

This was covered in the episode where Worf got voted off the Enterprise (not aired in Season 8).Show trials are called Survior Klingon.
In all seriousness: I wonder how long Archer was in there...A cute female vulcan whispering sweet hurtings in Klingon ears will make Klingons weak in the knees and cause them to help elf ladies. That it vulcans are not a higher species they elves. Look at all the episodes They can go with out sleep, immune to most charm/mind spells,High int, prideful, have long lives, don't talk about sex. Come in assorted colors, (wood, high,drow = white, black, oriental).
They also come in chocolate/vanilla swirl and crunchy. I prefer the crunchy.Oh my rule if not shown on film the support books (tech manuals, making of, etc) only count when it agrees with other support books. So while Robberberry may say Klingons had bumps, when DS9 did trouble with tribbles 2 Klingons now come in two flavors one lumps or no lumps.![]()

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