Entertainment for those not at Gencon

[Chris_Nightwing]

Just pop along here:

http://www.seventhsanctum.com/gens/index-char.html

Try some out!

Ph34r my 133t Samurai/Prostitute!

 

[coyote6]

I counter with my party of brave adventurers:

- a Marine Gigolo
- a Chef Druid
- a Dietician Ninja
- a Haberdasher Crusader
- a Sorceror-Pornographer

And, of course, the trusty cohort, a Druid-Stripper.

 

[Chris_Nightwing]

You dirty bd!

I quickly cast:

Create Foot Odor
Ultimate Erruption of Sausage
Amazing Puddle of Incontinence
Dispell Crossdressing in Boyband (for the mods )

And finally:

Invoke Constipation in Elvis Impersonator

Bwahahaha

 

[der_kluge]

This reminds me that I need to kick off my Progress Quest character - Flook, the 11th level Dung Elf Tongueblade.


I think while I'm at GenCon, I'll do my best to get my picture taken surrounded by women, so you guys will be jealous.

 

[LGodamus]

I shall CRUSH all before me with my Paladin/Mime.

 

[coyote6]

I shall CRUSH all before me with my Paladin/Mime.

Is that legal? Paladins have to be lawful good, and, as I hope we all know, mimes are evil.

 

[Sonny]

Is that legal? Paladins have to be lawful good, and, as I hope we all know, mimes are evil.

Not to mention mimes are know for incredibly bad charisma scores. After all, mimes only seem to inspire people to either completely avoid them or punch them in the face.

 

[Seonaid]

Laaaaaaaaadies and gentlemen, Bashooze, the alchemist-fop Arctic Nomad Giant! His Perfect Ending Swing last time destroyed Earthshroud The Sorcerous! The washerwoman barbarian Blessed Slayer Titan returns with Ironslice the alchemist/prettyboy Boulder Titan! Can the two correctly use the Suspended Backflip Buster to defeat Bashooze and his partner Slyslice, matchmaker/footpad Servitor Blood Minotaur? Let's find out! Here is Stinktree The Shredder, nanny oracle Wizard Human, to referee the match. Let's get ready to ruuumble!