ENW Short Story Smackdown Summer 07 (Winner Announced)

[maxfieldjadenfox]

Your mother may bite me...I've been bitten by a hamster and those suckers bite hard (the bleeding...oh, the bleeding).

Ummm, no. But thanks for making an attempt.
You need to pick a person to talk to, number one. Number two, you need to set yourself up as mightier and cooler than that person. You have presented yourself as weaker than a small rodent. This is the antithesis of smack talk.

Read and learn, people!

 

[WhimsyTheFae]

Wow, I have failed miserably. I'm not good at this smack-talking thing...

 

[maxfieldjadenfox]

Wow, I have failed miserably. I'm not good at this smack-talking thing...

You just need practice. Attached is the last CDM I judged. Before I was a judge though, I was a contestant. I live to serve.

http://www.enworld.org/showthread.php?t=173099

Then there was the amazing Winter competition, which I lost in round one... Some smack talk from the masters in that one.

http://www.enworld.org/showthread.php?p=3291400#post3291400

 

[Rodrigo Istalindir]

Round 2 Match 1 - Awayfarer vs Avatar V

Awayfarer vs Avatar V -- 72 hours, 4 pictures, no word limit. Picture 4 courtesy of maxfieldjadenfox.

Pictures posted at 1348 GMT.

 

[Avatar_V]

Well. That's certainly a diverse bunch of pictures! Seems that Awayfarer's bathroom will be reprising its role as a CDM setting.

 

[Rodrigo Istalindir]

Round 2 Match 2 - yangnome vs Hellefire

72 hours, 4 pictures no word limit. Picture 3 courtesy of maxfieldjadenfox. Pictures posted at 1317 GMT.

 

[Rodrigo Istalindir]

FickleGM and FreeXenon, your pics will go up tomorrow morning.

 

[FreeXenon]

Excellent!
Thanx!

 

[Hellefire]

recurring themes

Hm, wonder if we should call this the Bathroom CDM/ESSS

Aaron

 

[Rodrigo Istalindir]

Don't blame me -- this is all Herremann's doing.