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[Jdvn1]

As long as you kill enough people to more than compensate for the cost of the materials, it doesn't matter. Assuming 1 person's funeral nets you enough to pay for the materials, killing even two children is advantageous, since on average the current funeral home owners will be dead before those children would have been dead.

That assumes you're the only funeral home in town.

 

[Rystil Arden]

That assumes you're the only funeral home in town.

I only assume that if you kill the children of your clients, and your clients don't know that you were the murderer, that your clients will use the same funeral home as they did lasy time

 

[Jdvn1]

I only assume that if you kill the children of your clients, and your clients don't know that you were the murderer, that your clients will use the same funeral home as they did lasy time

Although you might kill children of friends of the clients, too, and end up helping your competitors.

 

[Thornir Alekeg]

I don't think there is a whole lot of value in killing people to serve them funeral services - people tend to die on a pretty regular basis on their own.

Enough of this odd talk of killing - it's time for free swim!

 

[Jdvn1]

I thought we were talking about swimming -- with the fishes.

 

[jonesy]

Last summer I bit the bisquit, cashed in my chips, payed the piper, bought the box, came home in the box feet first, bought the farm, pushed up the daisies, picked up the harp, visited Davy Jones' locker, took a dirt nap, sang with the angels, rode the lightning, printed white on white, formatted with black borders, came to the end of the line, flatlined, croaked, cashed out, answered the last call, shed the mortal coil, did like dinner, gave up the ghost, became immortally challenged, saw my number up, went the way of the flesh, pegged out, tossed in ones alley, wore a glass necklace, freed my spirit, hanged up my tack, faded away, did the eternal yawn, heard my bells tolled, went to my last home, got into the fertilizer business, met my ancestors, got reservations at the Chateau Eternity, saw the reaper, fed the fishes, exported to a flat file, made me an empty vessel, went to a necktie social, shook the hand of the ferryman, did the Hamlet sleep, checked out the sweet hereafter, added maggots, blew Natures signal of retreat, kicked the oxygen habit, knelt at the big gates, kissed the dust, launched into eternity, met my maker, fought the fight, moved into upper management, went permanently out of print, slept six feet under, snuffed it, dangled in the sheriffs picture frame, filleted the soul, gave an obolus to Charon, came to the end of my rope, slept with the fishes, bit the big one, danced on air, met that fell sergeant, got to the happy hunting ground, went west, saw the last roundabout, did a little slumber, got lost in the translation, found my haystack, had a negative patient outcome, passed on, slipped my cable, disincorporated, got pasted, had an unmaking, sewed the Elysian Fields, rung down the curtain and joined the Choir Invisible, saw the undiscovered country, sunned my moccasins, turned up my toes, lost my leprechaun, slept the good night, experienced that fell arrest which summons all without bail, did the Deep Six, became a street pizza, took the last count, went all the way to earth, explored my mortality, collapsed on my outline, rented a big glass house in the sky, joined the majority, kicked the bucket, left the building, passed over Jordan, got sporked, stepped on my last bus, beamed up, climbed the Golden Stair, cooked for the Kennedys, got my halo, breathed my last, deanimated, passed the gate of life, inspired a new warning message, saw the light, came to the inevitable hour, walked with the king of terrors, took the last pie, mailed in my warranty, botched, crossed the Great Divide, blessed the world with my heels, got my freedom, did it the angel way, came to Avalon, rested my lungs, acted a dodo, enforced my will, drank the toast in Valhalla, owned a narrow house, met dead people, heard the fat lady sing, started a dust factory, went off the record, walked the plank, turned my face to the wall, cued for commercial, sank my battleship, opened the Lich Gate, explored the dungeon, did a solo flight, came to my reward, and did a mirror to www.he's-dead,-jim.com.

But I'm better now.

 

[Jdvn1]

But I'm better now.

Sounds painful.

 

[jonesy]

Sounds painful.

That's just the fat lady singing.

 

[Jdvn1]

That's just the fat lady singing.

Becoming a street pizza isn't painful?

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Bah, a guy who went to my high school at the same time as I (but I didn't know him very well) managed to buy KCN along with AgNO3 from a jewelry site without raising any suspicions at all, as the two are used for curing jewelry. He threw away the AgNO3 and stuck the KCN into a soda, where it dissolved and he poisoned his best friend to death. Don't believe me? Some people don't. Google "Ryan Furlough" + "murder"...

Just like those who buy ant killer and then stick it into someone's food..... just finished reading a tome by Ann Rule about a doctor who did that to his wife. Nearly killed her.