LuckyAdrastus
First Post
The RPGA recommends the following:
Open Grave: place in cardboard box then seal with duct tape
Draconomicon (Chromatic): dig hole in backyard, place book in, cover with dirt
Draconomicon (Metallic): open freezer, place beneath frozen peas
Manual of the Planes: hide in secret hidey-hole in attic
Plane Above: stuff up chimney flue
Plane Below: wrap in cellophane then put between mattress and box spring
Eberron Players Guide: mix large vat of jello, suspend book within
Eberron Campaign Guide: give to 11th grade teacher to hold for you
Forgotten Realms Players Guide: slide beneath tighty-whiteys in underwear drawer
Forgotten Realms Campaign Guide: fine to leave out in presence of Red Box, as most people claim it deserves to die a slow death anyway
I think this is excellent advice for players worried about the impact of Essentials on 4e. Without steps like these, how else can we protect our books from Essentials warpriests and slayers?
I've heard that WotC named the slayer build after their propensity to materialize out the the book (as shadow wraiths) and cut apart 4e books.
Also, they melt your D&D minis and drink the resulting sludge.