Ever had your dice betray you? You may need DieDie.Club

[Ryujin]

Yes, there is now a service that will deal with recalcitrant dice for you.

[video=youtube;Qar81mY3uxM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qar81mY3uxM[/video]

 

[Scott DeWar]

this looks so totally legitimate!!

 

[Ryujin]

One of the sketch comedy pieces made by Zombie Orpheus Entertainment, with funding from Patreon backers. Tonight they'll be doing their second "Hat Trick Pony" improve session

 

[Scott DeWar]

My dice will roll a 20 because i said the two scariest words to it: "Chuck Norris"

 

[Ryujin]

My dice will roll a 20 because i said the two scariest words to it: "Chuck Norris"

That will only work until the die realizes The One Truth; no one can make Chuck Norris do his bidding.