Death_Jester
Explorer
It seems strange that Water has been left out of the conversation.
Yeah I said water. The water that flows though the Ohio valley is by it's very nature evil incarnate. Like so many of the PC's that seem to populate your games. Yes there is a link to the murky water and the desire to destroy enslave and conqure the world.
Take your average human commoner and give him a bottle of Moutain spring and there is a very good chance that he will in time become a Paladin and help the needy. But, give that same peasent a class of the befowled water from the Ohio and see the differance. My player are all from the bad side of the Ohio anyway and only play evil characters while I am around and that is the way it is supposed to be. I dare you to mention one good Paladin that doesn't look like a whimp drinking his fruity little "thurst quencher" Bah, the thought sickens me.
Evil is obiviously the natural state of things becase even the water is evil and that is the only way it should be. Now run in fear at the logic of my arguments.
(hope this gets things started.
)
Yeah I said water. The water that flows though the Ohio valley is by it's very nature evil incarnate. Like so many of the PC's that seem to populate your games. Yes there is a link to the murky water and the desire to destroy enslave and conqure the world.
Take your average human commoner and give him a bottle of Moutain spring and there is a very good chance that he will in time become a Paladin and help the needy. But, give that same peasent a class of the befowled water from the Ohio and see the differance. My player are all from the bad side of the Ohio anyway and only play evil characters while I am around and that is the way it is supposed to be. I dare you to mention one good Paladin that doesn't look like a whimp drinking his fruity little "thurst quencher" Bah, the thought sickens me.
Evil is obiviously the natural state of things becase even the water is evil and that is the only way it should be. Now run in fear at the logic of my arguments.
(hope this gets things started.
)
