Explodiate

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v. to cause a living creature to explode in a graphic and entertaining manner, often as a result of reducing it to less than -10 hit points with one hit. To turn into salsa.

contr. explodify, to cause a nonliving object to detonate in a shower of pyrotechnics.
 
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Marmilise

n. to mash inot a messy pulp, often as the result of meeting with a bludgeoning weapon at a great rate of knots, resulting in the loss of massive hit points reducing to less than -10 hit points with one hit

contr. marmilease, to cause a nonliving object to smush into pulp


Similar in meaning but more specific....
 

"Schlurplup"

Sound made when an organic creature is reduced to a pile of wafer-thin slices by a slashing weapon, i.e. reduced to -10.

contr. "Snickt", sound produced when an organic creature is neatly bisected.

Felt I should make it an even (?) trio.
 

Pasticate v. paste-i-cate To reduce a being to a glob of paste on the ground. Only used when a single hit does over 50 points of damage, resulting in -10 hitpoints.

example: Wow, Ragnar! You really pasticated that harpy! I'm glad we didn't make you sell that magic hammer after all.
 
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Massicrate, v. mass - eh - krate To hurt and maim, or even kill one who has little hope of retaliating in a like fashion.

ex. That dragon massicrated us!!!
 

Explubrious ex' PLUB' re us adj. (1) a large quantity (2) synonomous with Monty Haul, but more extreme in nature.
That is one explubrious load of treasure in this dragon's lair.

slang: synonomous with "cool," but more extreme in nature.
 

Cthuhlu'd, adj. Kuh-thoo-lewd To be in a situation where the probability of being unfortunate is so great a probability that it cannot be expressed in words.

ex. We're surrounded by the lords of the nine, Hextor, Nerull, Vecna, Bane, Bhaal, Myrkul, Lord Soth, Tahkisis, the Lich Queen, Tiamat, and the Lady of Pain is leading all of them. We are so cthuhlu'd.
 
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Wang v. To bludgeon, especially in the head.

Ouch! He really wanged me good on that one!

n. The sound made by a wanging process.

The frying pad sure made a loud wang when I hit Krusk upside the head with it.

n. A wang.
 

Murderize v. To kill, maim, and slaughter in such an efficient manner that it would take a gol durn robot to achieve such crazy levels of violence.



Yaaaarrghhhschlurpschlurpschlurpschlurp interjection

The sound made when a raging half-orc great cleaves through a series of goblins.
 

Slam (sla*yum) (southern dialect) v. The act of newtonian mechanics whereby an opponent is made to travel a great distance by means of a single, powerful blow.


Ah, Screw it! (ă*skrū*ĭt) interj. A statement made by a player character mage that causes all other player characters in a 400 foot +40 foot per level radius to retreat.
 
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