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[Mark]

Splooj (splûj) v. The onomatopoeic vicissitude of a being from its natural conformation to an amalgamation of unidentifiable fluids.

I.E. The Stone Giant lowered his foot to splooj the Halfling.

 

[Mortaneus]

Ah, Screw it! (ă*skrū*ĭt) interj. A statement made by a player character mage that causes all other player characters in a 400 foot +40 foot per level radius to retreat.

*LOL*

 

[alsih2o]

ensloughenate: to hit someone with so much force or magic that the become liquid, and flow downhill

problymorph: to attempt polymorphing for the first time. as in "i can problymorph him into a hillgiant"

 

[RangerWickett]

recoculous?

Recoculous - adj. - reh-KAH-kyuh-luss - Offensively ridiculous.

 

[Old Fezziwig]

Re: recoculous?

Ginormous - adj. - jai-norm-us - excessively large, bigger than gigantic and approaching, if not passing, humongous. Ginormous creatures have a great potential for pasticating smaller creatures.

Best,
tKL

 

[Breakdaddy]

Damn! Leave it to Hung to start a thread like this...

 

[MeepoTheMighty]

Damn! Leave it to Hung to start a thread like this...

Freudian slip?

 

[DerianCypher]

Ah zor... interjec. A Statement made by a player when undefeatable odds have been revealed.

 

[BMF]

Pissanthabate (piss-ANTH-uh-bate) (N): A long, often rhetorical, and self-aggrandizing speech uttered by one’s nemesis.
Silveren the Bold haughtily ignored the creature’s ginormous pissanthabate.

Incisurisms (in-SIZ-ur-isms) (Vb): Violent and grotesque contortions or death throes caused by severe lacerations, esp. sword wounds.

Heluvuhlottapuss (Hell-of-a-LOTTA-puss)(N): A huge, terrible monster with so many abilities, powers, and spells that no person can count them all.

After the creature stunned, massicrated, and devoured Silveren the Bold in mere seconds, the children knew this was no hydra; it was a heluvuhlottapuss!

 

[Piratecat]

Basicockmedusacatablotricelisk: any one of a half dozen monsters that are going to end up with you turned to stone.