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Mark · Aug 28, 2002

Splooj (splûj) v. The onomatopoeic vicissitude of a being from its natural conformation to an amalgamation of unidentifiable fluids.

I.E. The Stone Giant lowered his foot to splooj the Halfling.

Mortaneus · Aug 28, 2002

Henry said:
Ah, Screw it! (ă*skrū*ĭt) interj. A statement made by a player character mage that causes all other player characters in a 400 foot +40 foot per level radius to retreat.

*LOL*

alsih2o · Sep 12, 2002

ensloughenate: to hit someone with so much force or magic that the become liquid, and flow downhill

problymorph: to attempt polymorphing for the first time. as in "i can problymorph him into a hillgiant"

RangerWickett · Sep 30, 2002

recoculous?

Recoculous - adj. - reh-KAH-kyuh-luss - Offensively ridiculous.

Old Fezziwig · Sep 30, 2002

Re: recoculous?

Ginormous - adj. - jai-norm-us - excessively large, bigger than gigantic and approaching, if not passing, humongous. Ginormous creatures have a great potential for pasticating smaller creatures.

Best,
tKL

Breakdaddy · Sep 30, 2002

Damn! Leave it to Hung to start a thread like this...

MeepoTheMighty · Sep 30, 2002

Breakdaddy said:
Damn! Leave it to Hung to start a thread like this...

Freudian slip?

DerianCypher · Sep 30, 2002

Ah zor... interjec. A Statement made by a player when undefeatable odds have been revealed.

BMF · Sep 30, 2002

Pissanthabate (piss-ANTH-uh-bate) (N): A long, often rhetorical, and self-aggrandizing speech uttered by one’s nemesis.
Silveren the Bold haughtily ignored the creature’s ginormous pissanthabate.

Incisurisms (in-SIZ-ur-isms) (Vb): Violent and grotesque contortions or death throes caused by severe lacerations, esp. sword wounds.

Heluvuhlottapuss (Hell-of-a-LOTTA-puss)(N): A huge, terrible monster with so many abilities, powers, and spells that no person can count them all.

After the creature stunned, massicrated, and devoured Silveren the Bold in mere seconds, the children knew this was no hydra; it was a heluvuhlottapuss!