Oh, no problems Green Knight and as far as the LARPing this book publically at cons, I'm with you.
*shivers at the thought of a fat, balding, overweight gamer in his 30's who plays a nubile elf female coming on to him at a Con*
EEK!
1. Rules for seduction for beautiful evil witches and such. Can your paladin resist?
That's one definitely a keeper. Of course, beautiful evil witches probably already have access to spells like Charm Person or love potions, so it's not like they already aren't capable of doing just that. Anything beyond that and you're getting into ground you should leave alone. I.E. forcing people to do certain things with their characters based on a skill check roll. For example, Intimidate doesn't work on PC's. It's up to you whether your character is scared or not. Would you want that to be forced onto your character, that he HAS to check against Intimidate, and if he fails then he's scared witless of the Intimidator? Likewise, would you want your character to be as easily seduced as that?
2. Magical spells that require sexual components.
Would this be so vastly different than your standard ritual that you need to describe it? And what spells would use sexual components?
3. Magical spells that enhance one's sexuality or beauty in various ways.
Beauty I can see. But does anyone really need a magical version of Viagra in their game? And if such a thing existed, wouldn't Wizards get laid more often than Barbarians?
4. Anatomical details for various races. Just where do elves have hair, for example? How long is their gestation period? What is their cultural view on homosexuality? Abortion? Pre-marital sex? Polygamy? Etc.
Most of this is unnecessary. Gestation period is good, but really, who needs to know if elves have hair on their scrotum? As for the rest, that depends on culture. Just like the human race has wildly varying cultural norms, the same goes even for elves and dwarves, especially between different campaign settings. What's the point of detailing any of that if culturally, Evereska elves believe different things than Evermeet elves? And that's just in one campaign world.
5. Rules for strengthening one's abilities through indulgence or abstinence from sex.
Err ... what? Gaining strenth through chastity? If that were possible, then the Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons would be the strongest man in the universe!
6. Rules for sex and fertility goddesses.
What rules does one need beyond knowing their alignment, favored weapon, portfolios, and the Cleric Domains they offer?
7. Evil magic devices that involve sexual torture.
Question: On which players would those devices be used on? The female ones? What female player wants to have her character sexually assaulted? D&D's supposed to be an escape from reality. It's supposed to be fun. How is playing a sexually assaulted character fun? Who wants to pretend to be a rape victim? Players already hate it enough when they're taken prisoner, but sexually assaulted?
And for the guys: Really, who would want to ever play their character again after he got Gimped by a Zed wannabe? Anyone ever read KotDT? Remember when Bob burned his character sheet after his character was put through an adventure based off of "Deliverance" by that crazy-ass DM Nitro? SOOOO-WEEEEEEEEEEE! LOL!
8. Good magic devices that can restore sexual purity.
Wasn't this an episode of Night Court? You step into a teepee or something and get your virginity back. Dan went in and came out as a 10-year-old. Again, I fail to see the point. A magical item that returns your virginity? If for some reason you need such a thing, you can make it up for your own campaign. But I doubt that the need for something like that will be so common that it needs to be put into a published book.
9. Rules on sexual rites and beliefs in various religions. I can imagine, for example, that some good religions would be very promiscuous while others are very abstinent. Evil religions would also be varied. I can imagine an evil religion that forbids all fertility and all pleasure (including sex).
Again, unnecessary. The DM can come up with this on hiw own. Or this can be extrapolated from the portfolios held by a deity (I.E. A deity of marriage would be more abstinent "wait until marriage" type, while a deity of love would be more loose).
Oni said:
While some of these seem fairly reasonable to me, I have to say these aren't the sorts of things I thought of when I read the press release. Quite frankly the press release left a very bad taste in my mouth. I mean Arwen naked, Conan's sexual prowess....what in the heck, thats just childish. Not to mention the listing of AV's supposed qualifications. Given the things the press release touted, I get the impression that the final product could have skewed view for sure.
Gotta agree with you, Oni. Stuff like gestation periods for non-human races would be nice, but given the press release, I very much doubt we'll be getting anything like that.