D&D 5E (2014) Farts (serious question)

[Mistwell]

Holy crap!

This thread is kinda awesome

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

You really need to include an encounter with some Dire Rhea...maybe even explosive ones.

 

[Umbran]

Juiblex's realm in the Abyss might be your best bet...

No, clearly, the issues come from the bowels of Hell.

 

[Lidgar]

This is what the D&D movie should be about.

 

[Jefe Bergenstein]

Great ideas. I think a djinn named "He Who Dealt It" is a winner. With a modest palace pompously named the City of Ass and guarded by excremental soldiers. The minstrel show being ruined has evolved into a Magic Mike parody. Magical Mike and the Wands of Wonder. I'll report back next week how it turned out.

Pshaw, "wands of wonder"? They got "rods of lordly might" down the street!

 

[Umbran]

This is what the D&D movie should be about.

Thereby guaranteeing from the outset that it is a crappy movie?

 

[Psikerlord#]

I would love to see an excremental in the DnD movie, hilarious!

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Thereby guaranteeing from the outset that it is a crappy movie?

Well, you'll never know about a franchise's quality for sure until the turd installment in the series.

 

[Rune]

Well, you'll never know about a franchise's quality for sure until the turd installment in the series.

I think you can usually tell by number two.

 

[Wycen]

I figured this thread would stink, but we can't all come up smelling like roses.

In fact, I would recommend googling/searching Enworld for a thread some years ago for a play by play of a 3E Dungeon Magazine adventure called "The Stink". My friend Monte Lin wrote it and an ENWorlder posted his group's take on the adventure. I wish I could remember his ENworld moniker. He used to post a lot and was almost always humorous, but 4E came along and I drifted away from Enworld.