D&D 5E (2014) Farts (serious question)

[Dannyalcatraz]

I think you can usually tell by number two.

I'll be honest with you- I failed my Fart save on that one.

 

[EvanNave55]

Ok, this is officially the worst (best?) Thread I have ever seen!

And I refuse to make some sort of flatulence pun- puns are the most terrible kind of humour.

 

[Azurewraith]

This thread is full of win all hail the gorgothma poop demon(pretty sure that was its name).

On a more creative not it may be worth looking up the sickened and nauseated conditions from 3.5 to add that extra bit of perfume to the session.

Damn no fart pun i feel like less of a man now :/

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

That feeling will pass...

 

[Baumi]

Dont forget to add the mighty Poo!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w5neFPat1w

 

[neobolts]

Thanks everyone for all your helpful suggestions. This could be running as soon as tonight depending on which adventure hooks the players gravitate towards.

Some highlights include:
-A Magic Mike inspired stage show wrecked by flatulence.
-A disgrunted Air Genasi mage named Rheea the Dire.
-A planar hookah bar called Poopa Hookah, with fart-scented tobaccos. It is run by a Shart Mephit named Nevertrust.
-The City of Ass, a pompous palace in the Plane of Air run by a fart djinn named He Who Dealt It.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Sounds like your game will be a real gas!

 

[Cristian Andreu]

Ok, this is officially the worst (best?) Thread I have ever seen!

And I refuse to make some sort of flatulence pun- puns are the most terrible kind of humour.

In a way you already did! Pun is old ladies' slang for Fart in Castilian.

 

[Scrivener of Doom]

Dont forget to add the mighty Poo!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w5neFPat1w

Loved it!

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Ok, this is officially the worst (best?) Thread I have ever seen!

And I refuse to make some sort of flatulence pun- puns are the most terrible kind of humour.

In a way you already did! Pun is old ladies' slang for Fart in Castilian.

Oops! Somebody had an accident!

In a tangential note, Andreu's post puts a new spin on the horror that is...Pun-Pun.