Fast Food Weakness

[Xath]

After a hiatus of no fast food for months, I've had fast food 3 times this week.

...stupid taco bell...

 

[Vraille Darkfang]

Eggs? Light up the griddle, pour out the pre-egg fluid, wait for it to cook, cut and flip with a special egg-cutting and -flipping utensil, wait some more, serve; then clean the damn griddle.

Pre-Egg Fluid.

Now THAT'S a seriously bleeped up chicken.

I could never handle eggs from a box. I can stomach most fast food (even if I have to pencil in some worship time with the porcelin god an hour or 2 after eating; I'm looking at you Taco Hell). But those egg-things never tasted right to me.

I'm also really trying to live a much healthier lifestyle. Fast Food (heck, MOST restaurants) aren't helping me. Niether is a lot of what is available in Grocery Stores nowdays.

But, me & my wife are now COMITTED to eat as many meals as possible at home. Why? We have just put the down-payment in on getting our kitchen pimped.

All new Oak Cabinents. New Cobalt Blue Enameled Cast Iron Sink. Micro-Hood. Dishwasher (Hallelujah!, Hallelujah!!, Hallelujah!!!, Hallelujah!!!!), Convection Oven, Solid Surface Countertops. Reverse Osmosis Water Purefication System.

We figure that if we never eat out again, that puppy will pay for itself by 2018 or so. (Actually, we just bought a Brick House from 1930 (classic Craftsman style), the kitchen was last re-done in the 60's. We'll about break even on what it costs to do it compared to the increase in our home's value).

Am I less of a man because I get excited about a Kitchen Makeover? In my defense, we ARE getting a Dishwasher, which we currently don't have.

PS. I'll probablly go to Burger King once this week, as long as they still have that Combo for free deal on the Chicken Fries still going. I think the King, the Clown, & the Colonel are just trying to kill us off & take our stuff.

 

[Vraille Darkfang]

Mine's next to the fridge. I'm pretty efficient.

Umm, Reveal?

That's called a Garbage Disposal.

The key is that you have to climb up into the sink after you drop your pants.

That's also why its so loud when you flip the switch to flush it.

Though I guess it would get the job done in a Colonic Emergency.

PS. The sprayer is NOT a Bidet either. Though, again, it will get the job done.

And I am now stuck with the image of a pants-less reveal, perched on the counter over the sink, reading the DMG; waiting, for movement.

So far this thread hasn't done a lot to stimulate my appetite in a positive way.

 

[sniffles]

ANNNNNDD... Vraille has brought this thread crashing into a tree and bursting into flames!!

 

[reveal]

ANNNNNDD... Vraille has brought this thread crashing into a tree and bursting into flames!!

A comment made to me recently:

"That comment came out of left field and promptly went foul."

I think it fits this situation.

 

[ssampier]

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Eggs? Light up the griddle, pour out the pre-egg fluid, wait for it to cook, cut and flip with a special egg-cutting and -flipping utensil, wait some more, serve; then clean the damn griddle.

Way too much work, for what is usually one customer (or group of customers).

I worked at Burger King a few years ago (2002). I never worked the morning shift, but where exactly is the griddle? When I worked there it was a "Phase I" kitchen with timed warmers for the burgers and chicken (tacos, too).

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Once in a while I get this mad craving for a Bojangles sausage biscuit.

And I get tired of seeing them (and other biscuit sandwiches) 5 days a week.... (I work there.)


SHOW ME THE CHICKEN!!!

I'll show you the chicken.........

 

[Darth K'Trava]

MY GOD! You mean there are places (outside Bangladesh I mean) that lack the sweet, pseudo-cajun goodness of Bojangles? But where do you get biscuits and dirty rice?!

Outrageous!

They're only located in a certain area. The Carolinas, a few places in Georgia (Aeson said there was one near him in Marietta), and Virginia (if they're still there)

Bojangles

(P.S. I did not knock up Queen D.)

Liar!

 

[reveal]

Fast food breakfasts will never be the same until Hardee's brings back their steak breakfast biscuit.

 

[Queen_Dopplepopolis]

After a hiatus of no fast food for months, I've had fast food 3 times this week.

...stupid taco bell...

I was at a mall food court this weekend to snag dinner really fast before a movie and really, really wanted a Taco Bell grilled stuffed burrito! But, alas, the Taco Bell Express apparently doesn't have them. I was a sad, sad girl.