Feminously Gendered Feline Hive Strikes Back!

[Goldmoon]

I can go Darth Maul on you.

I would have smoked Darth Maul with my M-4.

 

[Dog Moon]

Depends on the location of the scar.

And size! I've seen some pictures of people with HUGE scars and they're totally blegh.

 

[hafrogman]

But did you give the dog a scar?

I did not. I'm not a dog person, but I didn't really consider returning armed and teaching the dog why humans rule the Earth. . . but I could have.

 

[Dog Moon]

I would have smoked Darth Maul with my M-4.

Jedi and Darths can deflect ranged attacks though. It's like an awesome version of the Deflect Arrows feat.

 

[hafrogman]

I would have smoked Darth Maul with my M-4.

Ah, maybe it's best you're in Iraq then. I'm not really interested in a woman who smokes.

Doctor: Do you smoke after sex?
Woman: I don't know, I've never looked.

 

[Kill Zone]

Reminds me of something I read somewhere about how a person was being arrested for like drunk driving or something like that and when the officer [female of course] said anything he said would be held against him - and he immediately started saying boobs.

I'm getting flashbacks of William G. Schilling in Ruthless People.

 

[Goldmoon]

From the sounds of it, your mail delivery might be fairly sketchy or else we could send you a care package of beer, cheescake and a big plastic lizard.

And theres no beer allowed in the AOR.

 

[Aeson]

Reminds me of something I read somewhere about how a person was being arrested for like drunk driving or something like that and when the officer [female of course] said anything he said would be held against him - and he immediately started saying boobs.

You read hafrogman's arrest report?

 

[Dog Moon]

I'm getting flashbacks of William G. Schilling in Ruthless People.

Hrm, never heard of it.

 

[Kill Zone]

Nice...(Added to list of people not to piss off, unless I'm over the hill with a sniper rifle)

I'm paranoid about security. I have my ranch set up with motion detectors, floodlights, and security cameras over the distance of a mile.