Feminously Gendered Feline Hive Strikes Back!

[hafrogman]

I don't know this Combat Advantage you speak of.

It means "caught flat-footed", or flanked.

 

[The_Warlock]

I prefer the non-lethal approach (I forgot to mention the various cleverly disguised pits lined with tools of maiming at the bottom). That way I can press charges and sue for damages later.

Heh, I figure if they are in my house, they mean me bodily harm. Which has generally been held up in MA. So, I'm perfectly happy being prepared to go straight to "I feared for my life".

 

[Aeson]

Speking from experience, theres nothing friendly about it.

I know. That's why I said I prefered it when you were an air traffic controller. Less chance of getting shot.

But I'm sitting down at my computer! I CAN'T shift left. Then I would be sitting on that wing of the desk, although I suppose it SHOULD be able to hold my weight. But THEN I would have to explain to anyone who entered the office why I'm sitting on the desk and I have a feeling that no one else can see the strange grandma standing behind the corner.

Tell them I can see her.

Yeah, I know.

Why they gots ta be hatin'?

Because they're white 'n nerdy.

 

[Dog Moon]

It's a 5 ft step so she doesn't get an AoO. I don't know this Combat Advantage you speak of.

-- not drinking the 4E Kool-aide yet Spikey.

I took a feat. And Combat Advantage basically means the person is considered Flat-Footed.

 

[hafrogman]

Because they're white 'n nerdy.

But I'M white 'n nerdy, and I never report anybody. . . well except the actual spam posts.

 

[Goldmoon]

But I'm sitting down at my computer! I CAN'T shift left. Then I would be sitting on that wing of the desk, although I suppose it SHOULD be able to hold my weight. But THEN I would have to explain to anyone who entered the office why I'm sitting on the desk and I have a feeling that no one else can see the strange grandma standing behind the corner.

If they ask why youre on the wing of the desk, say "Its in accordance wuth the prophesy" and cackle. I bet they never ask again.

 

[Dog Moon]

It means "caught flat-footed", or flanked.

D'oh! I'm too slow. Stupid trying to get some work done and spending too much, but yet not quite enough, time on the Hivemind.

 

[Aeson]

It means "caught flat-footed", or flanked.

I took a feat. And Combat Advantage basically means the person is considered Flat-Footed.

See? Put it in 3.5 terms. A real game.

But I'M white 'n nerdy, and I never report anybody. . . well except the actual spam posts.

It's all about self hate, yo.

 

[The_Warlock]

Is the at 4E reference? I'm out of the loop.....

It is. Never fear, I haven't gone 4E, I have a curmudgeon reputation to maintain.

But it was the appropriate comment given the initial shift terminology used.

 

[The_Warlock]

If they ask why youre on the wing of the desk, say "Its in accordance wuth the prophesy" and cackle. I bet they never ask again.

She's channeling Skippy...