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Edge continues stalking the roof, trying to get a good sight of what´s happening below.

[Corlon, maybe you missed my post in the OOC thread. Is Edge actually on the roof? Can he see what´s happening inside? I don´t know much about oriental architecture, are them in a courtyard or am I watching them through a window or similar?]
 

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One Eye whips around and levels the Python at the guys that have just jumped out from nowhere, and then at the samurai dude that came into the temple.

"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! I don't know who or what the hell you are, but you've caught me on a very bad day. A bunch of rejects from a bad sci-fi movie tried to kill everyone at the restaurant where we were trying to enjoy a good meal. Three of these rejects are dead, thanks to Mr. Python here, and the rest of them ended up with thoroughly kicked asses.

"Unfortunately, the lunatic who led these pukes escaped through the honest-to-goddamn portal they came from as soon as everything started going down, and his pal with the glowing hand turned the restaurant owner into a chicken -- a chicken! -- then bugged out as soon as the fight started going against him. They took the girl who worked behind the counter, name of Yun Chen.

"As for why we came here of all places...well...the chicken we mentioned earlier turned out to be 'one sharp biscuit,' as the American with us put it. The chicken directed us to go to a temple, but the problem is that there are a lot of them in Hong Kong. This particular temple is special to one of my pals over here, so we decided it was as good a place as any to start looking for the girl.

"Now I am going to tell you once and only once: if you or any of your pals know anything at all about Yun Chen or where those clowns have taken her, now is the time to step forward and tell us what you know. And in the meantime, put your weapons down. I don't want a repeat of what happened in that restaurant, understand?"
 

"One Eye, since when you tell everything when you interrogate? Did you forget your training... and more than that, talking about intelligent chicken is always a bad thing."
 
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One Eye levels a dark glare at Sun Jin with his good eye. "Shut up! I'm still pissed at you, for reasons I don't care to mention again, so you'd better thank whatever god or ancestor you worship that I left your role in this whole weirdness out!"
 

Edge can see what's happening through a window

"Didn't you listen to our confusing riddles? We know about such things as intelligent chickens and portals, and we know many other things."

"We don't know about any girl, although I'd expect it to be Tsou Tung's daughter, and I'd expect that chicken to be Tsou Tsung himself. We don't know why who you're seeking would capture her, but we know a good deal more about them than you do. I believe I'm the one who has said too much now, but I believe that you should be the one puting down your weapon."
 

Edge can see what's happening through a window

"Didn't you listen to our confusing riddles? We know about such things as intelligent chickens and portals, and we know many other things."

"We don't know about any girl, although I'd expect it to be Tsou Tung's daughter, and I'd expect that chicken to be Tsou Tsung himself. We don't know why who you're seeking would capture her, but we know a good deal more about them than you do. I believe I'm the one who has said too much now, but I believe that you should be the one puting down your weapon."
 

Edge can see what's happening through a window

"Didn't you listen to our confusing riddles? We know about such things as intelligent chickens and portals, and we know many other things."

"We don't know about any girl, although I'd expect it to be Tsou Tung's daughter, and I'd expect that chicken to be Tsou Tsung himself. We don't know why who you're seeking would capture her, but we know a good deal more about them than you do. I believe I'm the one who has said too much now, but I believe that you should be the one puting down your weapon."
 

"Well, if you know so much about what the hell's going on, then answer me this -- who the hell are these 'architects' that lunatic was raving about at the restaurant? And for that matter, who the hell are you?"

OOC: If I'm allowed to conjecture OOC, it looks like we're dealing with either the Hand or the Lotus from the past, judging from their archaic dress and weaponry. The Ascended strike me as too modern for that kind of fare.

Also, it looks like you've got a bit of triple-postage going on.
 

Looking at One Eye and Sun Jin, "Easy you two. No need to get testy. And everyone lay off the chicken...he's had a rough day."

"Now, the chicken told us to come to a temple, but he didn't specify which one. Maybe we should've asked him when we arrived whether this was the one he had in mind."

Looking down at the rooster by his heel, "Yo, Mr. Chicken, is this the temple you wanted us to come to?"
 

rbingham2000 said:
"Well, if you know so much about what the hell's going on, then answer me this -- who the hell are these 'architects' that lunatic was raving about at the restaurant? And for that matter, who the hell are you?"

Whispering to himself:

"Now, that's better!"
 

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