One Eye whips around and levels the Python at the guys that have just jumped out from nowhere, and then at the samurai dude that came into the temple.
"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! I don't know who or what the hell you are, but you've caught me on a very bad day. A bunch of rejects from a bad sci-fi movie tried to kill everyone at the restaurant where we were trying to enjoy a good meal. Three of these rejects are dead, thanks to Mr. Python here, and the rest of them ended up with thoroughly kicked asses.
"Unfortunately, the lunatic who led these pukes escaped through the honest-to-goddamn portal they came from as soon as everything started going down, and his pal with the glowing hand turned the restaurant owner into a chicken -- a chicken! -- then bugged out as soon as the fight started going against him. They took the girl who worked behind the counter, name of Yun Chen.
"As for why we came here of all places...well...the chicken we mentioned earlier turned out to be 'one sharp biscuit,' as the American with us put it. The chicken directed us to go to a temple, but the problem is that there are a lot of them in Hong Kong. This particular temple is special to one of my pals over here, so we decided it was as good a place as any to start looking for the girl.
"Now I am going to tell you once and only once: if you or any of your pals know anything at all about Yun Chen or where those clowns have taken her, now is the time to step forward and tell us what you know. And in the meantime, put your weapons down. I don't want a repeat of what happened in that restaurant, understand?"