I can see it:
"There's a boxed texed I got memorized. Module A4, Encounter B3: The path of the lawful good man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the NE and the tyranny of lawful evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shield others the low-leveled through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's devoted defender and the finder of lost children. And I will smite down upon thee with great deific vengeance and furious barbarian rage those who attempt to poison and destroy my fellow party members. And you will know I am the Dungeon Master when I lay my vengeance upon you."