Finally you can buy a mule

[Quickleaf]

This would be a goo thread to show to potential Enworld members or D&D players to send them away screaming.

I ran away screaming from ENWorld long ago. And then I ran back screaming.

 

[Zaran]

Am I missing something?
Why would you want a mule in D&D?

Why would a character want clothes in D&D? They do not do a thing for the character.

There was a mule in Lord of the Rings. His name was Bob. Was it important? No. Did it make the story more interesting (especially when it was eaten by a monster)? Yes. DnD is not supposed be just a string of combat encounters. It's a story and setting devised by someone and roleplayed out by the players. Just because most people think things like mules and buying horseshoes and saddles and outfitting their characters is boring doesn't mean everyone does.

 

[Estlor]

But my gnome already has a Mul mount that he rides into battle.

It kicks like a mother too.

 

[Rechan]

Once this book comes out I will enforce a "if the mundane item isn't on this list then it doesn't exist in the world" policy.

"What do you MEAN there's no prostitutes in this world! What am I going to do with all this gold!?"

 

[occam]

This would be a goo thread to show to potential Enworld members or D&D players to send them away screaming.

What's this? A... goo thread? Aaaahhhh!!!!!

 

[The Little Raven]

There was a mule in Lord of the Rings. His name was Bob.

No, there wasn't.

There was a pony named Bill.

 

[Jan van Leyden]

Okay, someone finally has to spill the beans:

The Big GenCon Announcement hinted at in oh so many threads was the edited reprint of MM1 now to be called Mule Manual 1 with over 300 mules.

WotC had to scrap the announcement because Paul McCartney was lat with his lyrics for the Mule of Kentyre and Mr. Schwarzenegger effected a restraining order for the image used for the Mulinator solo monster.

 

[Al'Kelhar]

A mule once bit my sister.

No realli! She was k'arving her initials on the mule with a sharpened toothbrush...

 

[Scribble]

A mule once bit my sister.

No realli! She was k'arving her initials on the mule with a sharpened toothbrush...

You spelled toofbrush wrong.

 

[Zaran]

Okay, someone finally has to spill the beans:

The Big GenCon Announcement hinted at in oh so many threads was the edited reprint of MM1 now to be called Mule Manual 1 with over 300 mules.

WotC had to scrap the announcement because Paul McCartney was lat with his lyrics for the Mule of Kentyre and Mr. Schwarzenegger effected a restraining order for the image used for the Mulinator solo monster.

Weem had a better book in mind: The Mulenomicon . Wish my search-fu was better or I would link to the image.