Florida man vs an Aussie

[trappedslider]

Australians are just try hard Americans right?

Inspired by this comment, I thought I'd see who would win in a fight between the two

For those who don't know :

Florida Man is an Internet meme first popularized in 2013 referring to an alleged prevalence of male persons performing irrational or absurd actions in the U.S. state of Florida. Internet users typically submit links to news stories and articles about unusual or strange crimes and other events occurring in Florida, with stories' headlines often beginning with "Florida Man..." followed by the main event of the story

 

[Olgar Shiverstone]

Australians have limits to how low they will go; I'm not sure Florida Man does.

But they both have Melbourne in common.

 

[Ryujin]

You would need to feed an Aussie inordinate amounts of Meth, to give him even a chance at beating Florida Man.

 

[payn]

 

[Tonguez]

Ozzies are wannabe Americans but in no way do they achieve the inordinate bizarreness of Floridaman, even when theyre drunk.

Americans are just at superlative levels of quirk, Australians can only ever aspire to emulate, though I often wonder why they’d want to

 

[Ryujin]

Ozzies are wannabe Americans but in no way do they achieve the inordinate bizarreness of Floridaman, even when theyre drunk.

Americans are just at superlative levels of quirk, Australians can only ever aspire to emulate, though I often wonder why they’d want to

Most of the Aussies that I have met in Canada say that they want to eventually move to the UK. Most of the people from the UK that I meet in Canada eventually want to move to Australia. What does this mean, apart from no one wants to live in Canada?

 

[Umbran]

What does this mean, apart from no one wants to live in Canada?

Canada's really cold.
Wait about 50 years - climate change may have them both moving to Canada.

 

[Tonguez]

Canada's really cold.
Wait about 50 years - climate change may have them both moving to Canada.

But what will climate change mean for the Maple Syrup mines and Poutine plantations? Without them the only thing Canada can boast is that its not the USA

 

[Lidgar]

Is the fight in an octagon or a gator-filled swamp? Asking for a friend.

 

[trappedslider]

Is the fight in an octagon or a gator-filled swamp? Asking for a friend.

Round one octagon, round two swamp