Once Upon a Time in the Realms of the Time Before Time:
Bane Said: Not again! It won’t happen again!«Eyes ablaze with uncontrolled fire, the god sprayed bolts of lightning on all who cringed before him. Those that missed showered through the sky and onto the innocent and unsuspecting population of Faerun. Merchants, farmers, and mothers with small children ran for cover.»I’ve played by the rules. I’ve organized, I’ve attracted worshipers, I’ve even granted a few of them special privileges! I’m getting nowhere in this realm and I’m fed up.«The god slammed his fist on the arm of his throne. As he glared at those assembled around him, his eyes sent waves of fear among the creatures who looked on.
Something must be done! I will not lose one more worshiper! What is it going to take for those pathetic humans to respect and fear me? Any ideas?« he hissed.Those in the audience chamber cowered.
No one answered the lord, though they all knew someone was going to pay for the silence.
Boom!
A blast from a smoldering censer above the god’s head transformed seven high priests into piles of smoking ash. The aroma of burned incense overpowered the chamber.
Crackle!
Withering beams of darkness sprayed from the god’s hands and dissolved six huge pit fiends from the planes of Gehenna into swirls of dust rolling across the polished granite floor.
Ssst!
A splitsecond of concentration changed five of the god’s powerful evil wizards into pillars of salt in five different cities around the realm.The god ranted, shouted, raved. No creature in the chamber could escape the tirade.