This is what happens when the bean-counters are put in charge.
Now bean-counters have their place in the universe, just not in charge. It is even worse when the bean-counters that have never even stepped into the kitchen, let alone made a Donut Core or a Forgotten Rum, think that they, and they alone, KNOW the secret recipe for making the kind of Donut Cores or Forgotten Rum's that will entice the gnomes to trade their hard-earned beans to the elves.
Just my little *rant*!
Starwolf (who's having bean-counter issues of his own).