Form letter from the Library of Lore

[IcyCool]

So, my players recently visited the Library of Lore (Boccob's deific domain on the outlands), and were involved in a fight in the library. The fight went a couple of rounds before it drew the ire of one of Boccob's librarians, who stopped it by vaporising the side who had entered under "shady circumstances" (the players entered totally legit). The players were then asked to leave, as hostilities were not permitted there. When they return to the inn they are staying at in Sigil, I'd like to have a form letter waiting for them from the Library of Lore.

The letter will appear to be written in the language of whomever is reading it and I want it to look something along the lines of the following:

Dear [Prime/Planar/Proxy/Power],

During your recent visit to the Domain of Boccob, Master of Magic, All-Seeing, All-Potent Revealer of Mysteries Beyond Compare, Whose perspicacity knows no boundaries, most puissant protector of the eldritch realms (both known and unknown), you were [party to unwelcome hostilities/unecessarily destructive/forthcoming with your knowledge]. Such behaviour in Boccob's domain is [appreciated/unwelcome/looked down upon]. The [utter annihilation/ejection/kind treatment] of [your personage/you and your associates/your associates] was [a regrettable, but necessary event/an example of how such behaviour is rewarded].

Should you find yourself [capable of behaving in an appropriate manner/willing to share more knowledge], you would be most welcome to return via the appropriate channels.

Sincerely,

[Place Stamp Here]

So, does anyone have any ideas for fleshing this out or changing it? I'm envisioning that the appropriate text within the [] will be circled.

 

[IcyCool]

*bump* Didn't expect this to hit page 2 so fast.

 

[Soel]

I love it! I would suggest that the text in the brackets that is appropriate be highlighted magically, or at least in a special type of ink. Stamp might be something different, also magical or something...

 

[IcyCool]

I love it! I would suggest that the text in the brackets that is appropriate be highlighted magically, or at least in a special type of ink. Stamp might be something different, also magical or something...

Any other suggestions for improvement on it? Or am I just that good?

 

[Soel]

No other suggestions offhand. Its that good. Reminds me of the old Gygax prose. I would love to get a letter like this as a pc! Really shows that they have some real impact on things.