[FREE STUFF] Three-quarters of a million served...

[Buddha the DM]

BRB...gotta find the microwave. Think I left it in the bathroom.

Man that's just not right..

 

[UnDfind]

Okay, I'm back...for some reason my face looks red in the mirror now. Probably just one of those red-tinted mirrors.

 

[Buddha the DM]

How long did you nuke yourself?

 

[Impeesa]

Are we close yet?

--Impeesa--

 

[UnDfind]

I dunno, had to go work for a little while...let's see...

 

[UnDfind]

120 left to go...119 now

The microwave is talking to me from the bathroom...beckoning...

 

[Buddha the DM]

Talking to you huh... Did someone figure out how to cast the Awaken spell on objects?

 

[UnDfind]

Maybe it has something to do with subconsious insecurities.

A part of me may NEED the microwave to talk to me, so it happens.

Or maybe I'm schizophrenic. I mean, a microwave in the BATHROOM?! How much more crazy can you get?

Or maybe I just like warm soap...

 

[Buddha the DM]

Maybe it has something to do with subconsious insecurities.

A part of me may NEED the microwave to talk to me, so it happens.

Or maybe I'm schizophrenic. I mean, a microwave in the BATHROOM?! How much more crazy can you get?

Or maybe I just like warm soap...

Man have you ever thought of seeking professional help?

 

[UnDfind]

Originally posted by Buddha the DM:
Man have you ever thought of seeking professional help?

You have to SEEK it? That sucks. I thought if you got crazy enough, they found you. Now I have to go on some sort of a mental disorder curing quest?

No thank you, sir! I'm just fine right here with my microwave. He's good people.