D&D General Friday Fun: Merge Two Monsters

[Reynard]

Sure, we have owlbears, but don't we need hordes of magical experiments gone terribly awry?

Take, if you will, the Otyogre. This grotesque giant uses its three arms to shovel refuse and offal into its massive mouth -- which is situated in the center of its torso! The product of vile fleshwarpers with a decidedly scatological sense of humor, the otyogre is best avoided if encountered!

 

[ASchmidt]

The Pyre Dragon... the result of a red dragon seeking immortality by consuming the essence of a phoenix, this dragon with fiery feathers of red and gold has subjugated any of the phoenix's benevolent nature it might have inherited. When it dies, its body is consumed in a great pyre that incinerates a swath hundreds of yards around it and when the flames finally die down, it is reborn and ready to take revenge upon the being foolish enough to have slain it.

 

[John R Davis]

Trorpy.
This hideous spindly, rubbery winged giant stinks to high heaven. She has a mouth filled with dirty teeth with massive canines sitting at an odd angle. If this wasn't bad enough it starts to sing, and you feel compelled to approach and be kissed by it

 

[John R Davis]

Gargithid
This creatures appears to be made of a milky-white stone like chalk or limestone. It crouches on its clawed haunches, has small wings and sharp claws and small horns. Its head appears as even more pale, akin to smooth marble. Numerous tentacles twist flail around its toothless maw, seemingly to taste the air, seeking its next victim. Dark opal eyes glisten as it begins to take flight

 

[Dioltach]

Medusasquatch
No-one has ever confirmed seeing one of these...

 

[DEFCON 1]

KUOBOLD

Insane aquatic reptillian-fish hybrids that infest the Underdark. The most famous and popular being Meepoa, from the module The Sunless Citadoolpoolp.

 

[DemoMonkey]

Bee-Holder

It's like a regular beholder, but full of bees. So even if you defeat it...BEES!

 

[Reynard]

Bee-Holder

It's like a regular beholder, but full of bees. So even if you defeat it...BEES!

 

[Doug McCrae]

From the Imaginary Bestiary Vol I-III:

Behydusa
Catobleghast
Dryad, Yellow Musk Creeper
Gorgohydra
Sharkatrice
Tabaxi, Displacer
Wereowlbear
Zombosaurus

D&D 1E - The Imaginary Bestiary Volume III - the table of contents for an imaginary AD&D 1e monster book

The Imaginary Bestiary was imaginarily published sometime after the Monster Manual 2 (1983). Volumes I and II.

www.enworld.org

 

[Doug McCrae]

Gryphofang. An unnatural hybrid created by an insane wizard that has the head and front paws of a sea lion (the 1e AD&D MM version) and the hindquarters of a gryphon.

Hippotaur. Another blasphemous monstrosity created by the same wizard that has the front half of a hippocampus and the hindquarters of a centaur.